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Sino ang pipiliin ninyo?

Posted on 05 February 2010

MGA PULITIKO: villar – papaliguin niya ang mga bata sa dagat ng basura “tunay ka bang kaisa sa  amin” villanueva – di pwede sa edsa “overloading bus nya” binay – pwede tayong umasenso sa pamumulot  ng barya legarda – nagtanim ng papaya, ng namunga ay palay gordon – laging gising “di kaya nagdadrugs?” roxas – sira ang budget “palagi sa palengke” gibo – mauubos ang tao sa pilipinas  ”lipad na, tara na” noynoy – bagong rapper bayani – di kaya gawing pink ang buong pilipinas! Rate this joke

Bakit namatay si FPJ?

Posted on 04 February 2010

Nagdadasal si FPJ ng taimtim pagkatapos ng pagkatalo sa halalan FPJ: (pabulong) panginoon, bakit po nyo ako hinayaan na matalo sa halalan? Lord: ( Di umimik) FPJ: Naririnig nyo po ba ako? bakit hinayaan nyo pong dayain ng kalaban ko? Lord: (Tahimik) FPJ: Diyos ko, bakit ganyan po kayo? di nyo po dinidinig mga dasal ko! Lord: Anak, kung magbubulong bulong ka lang jan hindi talaga kita maririnig, Halika dito hahaha Rate this joke

Palakihan ng Bahay

Posted on 04 February 2010

Isang umaga sa labas ng bahay ng kanilang mga amo nag-uusap ang mga katulong tungkol sa kanilang mga ninuno… inday1: Alam mo ba na mayaman ang ninuno ko at sa sobrang yaman nila ang laki rin ng bahay nila biruin mo pupunta lang sila ng banyo kailangan pa nilang sumakay ng dyip..kaso lang naghirap sila at naibenta ang bahay.. inday2:Hay naku mayaman na ba yun??yung ninuno ko kaya sa sobrang laki ng bahay pupunta ka lang ng sala kailangan mo pang sumakay ng Bus at bumiyahe ng 1 oras. gANUN kalaki bahay ng mga ninuno ko..kaso lang nalulong sa sugal kaya naghirap kami.. Dong nakikinig lang sa usapan ng dalawang katulong maya-maya dina nakatiis sumabad narin sa usapan. dong: alam niyo mas mahirap pa sa daga mga ninuno nyo eh!!!! inday1 &2: aba paano mo naman nasabi yun eh malalaki ang bahay ng ninuno namin… dong: Yung ninuno namin sa sobrang laki ng bahay pagpasok nila dun dina sila nakalabas.. inday1: ganun naman pala eh dina nakalabas eh bakit naging katulong ka ngayon nasan naba yung bahay ng ninuno mo.. dong: MUNTINLUPA NA NGAYON…. hehehe Rate this joke

kulungan

Posted on 28 January 2010

Guy1:pare,alam ko na kung anong gagawin para makatakas dito sa kulungan. Guy2:paano? Guy1:sisirain natin ung lock ng gate! Guy2:O sige! Guy1:Eh paano,hindi nakalock ung gate? Guy2:E ganun lng nmn pala eh,edi i-lock natin ung gate para may sirain tayo! Rate this joke

MAYROON KANG….

Posted on 28 January 2010

………………………… MAY KWENTO ako. ang pamagat ay ako. Ako isang araw may isang babae ang pangalan niya ay MAYLI.                         {MAYLI} kwento niya…….. nawala niya ang BAG niya.                                                     {BAG} tapos na!!       pamagat non ay AKO.                                                                         {AKO} pagsamasamahin mo lahat ng nasa gilid. ano mayroon ka? …………….. MAYLI+BAG+AKO=___________ Rate this joke

SCHOOL TIME!!

Posted on 28 January 2010

nakaupo ang mga estudyante s sahig sila ay naglalaro ng kung ano-ano. teacher:class umupu na kayo sa upuan niyo. mga estudyante:opo mom! teacher:class tumayo sa inyo ang bobo. may isang estudyanteng tumayo. teacher:ohh bakit ka tumayo?, inaamin mong bobo ka? estudyante:hindi po mom. teacher:ehh bakit ka tumayo? estudyante:ehh kasi po dinadamayan ko po kayo ehh kasi kayo lang po ang nakatayo sa klase ehh.:) THE END…….:) :0 :0 Rate this joke

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