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high blood
Posted on 03 March 2010
Si Don Pedro nag pacheckup sa doctor kasi highblood sia. Sinabi ng Doctor na wag na siyang kakain ng matataba tulad ng baboy at balat ng manok. Dapat kumain na lang sia ng mga lumalangoy tulad ng isda. Pagkatapos ng isang buwan bumisita ang Doctor kay Don Pedro. Tinanong ng Doctor yung katulong kung saan si Don Pedro. Sinabi ng katulong na nasa swimming pool si Don Pedro. Sabi ng Doctor: “ah nag eehersisyo sa paglangoy si Don Pedro”. Katulong: “D po, tinuturuan yung baboy na lumangoy”. Rate this joke
manny pacquiao
Posted on 24 February 2010
Aling D: anak pag nanganak ulit c jinkey ee isama mo ung pangalan nating tatlo manny: huh?? may naisip kana ba inay?? Aling D: uu naman manny: ano? AlingD: edi DioManJi Rate this joke
PEACE AND ORDER
Posted on 24 February 2010
Sa isng bayan ng Luzon: MGB: gud morning mayor? kumusta ang kalagayan diyan sa lugar niyo? MAYOR: ok naman sir MGB: ayos ba ang peace and order diyan? MAYOR: ahhhh, medyo me problema sir. MGB: bakit? MAYOR: kasi ho, maraming FISH wala namang ORDER Rate this joke
manlilimos :)
Posted on 24 February 2010
may 3 nanlilimos sa isang bus driver. beggar1: palimos po! beggar2: pasko nanaman… beggar3:(shaking the props.) bus driver: o eto(handled 5 pesos to beggar 1) beggar 1: salamat po. beggar 2 and 3: pano nmn po kmi? bus driver: ano pano kayo!? 3 piso nga lng bbgay k sa inyo tig piso lng kau! may sukli pa kau skin ng 2 piso! ano kayo sinuswerte? Rate this joke
VocabuLary
Posted on 24 February 2010
Expand ur Pinoy VocabuLary…. CONTEMPLATE kuLang ang plato PUNCTUATION pera pang enroll.. CALCULATOR tawagan kita mamaya TENACIOUS sapatos pang tennis DEVASTATION ung station ng bus.. DEDICATE patay ang pusa ASPECT pantusok ng yeLo DEDUCT ang pato Defeat ang paa DETAIL ang buntot CITY bago mag utso STATUE Kaw b yAn? PERSUADING unang kasal DEPRESSED ang nag kasal sa PERSUADING TISSUE ikaw nga? haha Rate this joke
Budol budol
Posted on 24 February 2010
Budol budol! Juan: Pedro ingat kayo! Pedro: Bakit? Juan: Kasi uso pala sa Metro Manila ang budol budol! Juan: alam mo yung matandang dalagang accountant namin sa opis nadale! Pedro: Naku! Juan:Paglabas ng bank natangay yung paseldo at 13th month ng opis namin pati yung puri ng pobreng matanda sa motel! Pedro:Eh, ano ginawa nyo! Juan: Eh di sinamahan namin sa Police yung pobreng matanda! Eh! iyak nga ng iyak!!!!! Pedro:Naku ,eh talagang iiyak yung pobreng matanda! kawawa naman! Pedro: anong sabi sa Pulis! nung pobreng matanda nakilala ba yung dumale!!! Juan:OO, merong bigote ,mistisuhin at mataas ,nanghihinayang daw sya! Pedro:oo,kasi malaking pera yun ah! Juan:hindi yung Pera!!!! Pedro: eh,saan Juan:Hindi nya raw na ibigay yung address nya at telephone no.,sana raw maulit uli tuwing x-mas Rate this joke
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