Pari: Sister, halika dito sa silid.
Sister: Diyos ko.
Pari: Isara mo ang pinto, patayin mo ang ilaw!
Sister: Diyos ko.
Pari: Tabi kas sakin.
Sister: Oh God!
Pari: Tingnan mo itong relo ko Glow in the dark!

AnaK: Mom i know the truth
Mom: ha?? eto P500 huwag ka lang maingay sa Dad mo!!

Anak: Dad i know the truth
Dad: ha?? eto ang P1000 huwag ka lang maingay sa Mom mo

Anak: (ok pa ito… subukan ko nga sa katulong) Inday i know the truth!!!
Inday: SA WAKAS!!! YAKAPIN MO AKO ANAK!!!

Lumubog ang barko

Pari: San Pedro! San Jose! San Juan!
Madre: Sta Maria! Sta Clara! Sta. Lucia!…
Intsik: Anu beyan! Lubok na nga bahko tawak tawak pa kayo ng pasahero!!

titser: ang pangit naman ng pangalan mo conrado domingo in short condom

boy: ok lang po iyon mam kaysa po sa asawa niyo supremo potancieno in short supot…

Nung laban nila Manny Pacquiao at Miguel Cotto, duguan na si Cotto nung last round. Alam nyo kung bkit?
Tinires nya si Cotto ng malupit na malupit kasi daw maraming Kuto sa mukha nya!
Haha LoLzz :]

Intsik: Patay punta sa heaven, asks St. Peter: “ Ano dyan sa kabila?”
St. Peter: “Wala, impyerno. Super init!!”
Intsik: “Lipat ako dun.”
St. Peter: “Ha! Bakit?!”
Intsik: Ako benta ice water.

Sa isang paaralan…

Guro: Iho, nakita ko ang kuya mo na naglalaro ng tong-its sa kanto. Pinapabayaan na niya ang kanyang pag-aaral. Sana di mo siya tularan at pagbutihin mo ang pag-aaral mo.
Juan: Wag po kayong mag-alala ma’am, di ko naman po pinapabayaan ang pag-aaral ko eh.
Guro: Talaga! Alam mo bang magbilang?
Juan: Opo!
Guro: Umpisaham mo nga
Juan: One…Two…Three…Four…Five…Six…Seven…Eight…Nine…Ten!
Guro: Magaling! Kaya mo bang ituloy?
Juan: Opo!
Guro: Very Good! Sige nga. (Tuwang-tuwa)
Juan: Jack…Queen..King!!!!

We are not sure how good our members at PinoyJokes.net are when it comes to selecting the winner of a fight. But it looks like it’s Pacquiao to win by a KO in his forthcoming LV fight with Miguel Cotto this coming Saturday evening 14 November (Sunday, 15 November in Australia and the Philippines).

That’s what 63% of those who voted say anyway.

First we ran a mini-poll. The poll showed that 75% of the respondents voted Pacquiao to win. Then we asked them, how? So far, 63% said by a knockout (Poll result as at 1:15pm, 12 Nov 2009 AEST). We will close the poll by Sunday morning, 15 Nov AEST few hours before the fight.

We want Pacquiao but it will be interesting to watch for the results.

To those who participated in our poll, maraming salamat.

To find out the latest poll results, go Jokes n Blogs.

We are testing a new comment rating system at Jokes n Blogs. To those who frequent social networking sites, this comments rating should look familiar.

If a member or visitor likes (or agrees with) the comment, he/she gives the comment a thumb up. Otherwise, he/she gives it a thumb down. A comment with “thumbs down” more than “thumbs up” means that Pinoy jokers generally did not like the comment and should therefore be hidden from public view.

Have a look here.s

We have introduced polls in our Jokes & Blogs site. We started with the forthcoming fight between Manny Pacquiao and Miguel Cotto – where 75% of Pinoy jokers voted that Pacquiao will win.

Now the next question in our poll is how will Pacquiao win? By knockout? Or, by a decision?

See here and join.