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Archive | January, 2010

PEPSI

Posted on 11 January 2010 by Koselle

You stare at me with thirst,

grabbed me on the waist,

took off my top,

and put your lips on mine..

Good thing I’m a bottle of Pepsi!

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HE-SHE

Posted on 06 January 2010 by Koselle

He: C’mon. Don’t be shy.. I know you want to ask me out.

She: Okay. Go out

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Ang Kasal

Posted on 06 January 2010 by Blacklash335

Isang Araw may mag – syotang Juan at Sharon at Gusto na nila mag Pakasal.

Bago ang Kasal…

Juan: Salamat. Ang Tagal ko nag Hintay!
Sharon: Gusto mo ba akong umalis?
Juan: Hindi! Wag mong isipin yan.
Sharon: Mahal mo ba ako?
Juan: Oo naman! Sobrang Sobra!
Sharon: Dumaya ka ba sa akin?
Juan: Hindi! Bakit ka ba tumatanong?
Sharon: Pwede ba kiss mo ako?
Juan: Bawat pagkakataon na nakukuha ko.
Sharon: Pwedeng Suntukin mo ako?
Juan: Baliw ka ba! Hindi ako ganyang uri ng tao!
Sharon: Maaari ko bang pagkatiwalaan ikaw?
Juan: Yes.
Sharon: Darling!

Pagkatapos ng Kasal….
Simple basahin mo galing sa baba – pataas.

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