EVER SINCE I WAS A CHILD, I HAVE ALWAYS HAD A FEAR OF SOMEONE HIDING UNDER MY BED AT NIGHT. SO I WENT TO A PSYCHIATRIST AND TOLD HIM :
‘I’ve got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there’s somebody under it. I’m scared. I think I’m going crazy..’
‘Just put yourself in my hands for one year,’ said the psychiatrist. ‘Come talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears..’
‘How much do you charge?’
‘Eighty dollars per visit,’ replied the doctor.
‘I’ll sleep on it,’ I said.
Six months later the psychiatrist met me on the street.
‘Why didn’t you come to see me about those fears you were having?’ he asked.
‘Well, Eighty bucks a visit three times a week for a year is an awful lot of money! A bartender cured me for $10. I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought me a new pickup!’
‘Is that so ?!’ With a bit of annoyance he said, ‘and how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?’
‘He told me to cut the legs off the bed! – There is nobody under it now !!!
TO HELL WITH THOSE PSYCHIATRISTS.. GO HAVE A DRINK & TALK TO YOUR BARTENDER !!
TITLE: GRADE ONE TEACHER: Juan ano ba naman? diba sinabi ko na sayo na kapag may assignment ka eh papaturo ka sa mga magulang mo dahil grade 3 ka pa lang, di mo pa kayang gawin?JUAN: opo ma'am, sinabi nyo nga yun!TEACHER: eh bakit ganito? puro mali mali ang sagot mo? nasan ba yang mga magulang mo hah?JUAN: ma'am nasa grade one po, magka-klase!....more of these jokes at SCHOOL WARS
