ANNOUNCEMENT

  • Just a quick note that registration of new overseas voters which started on May 16, 2014 will finish on October 31 this year. Don’t leave it too late! See Sydney details here.

  • To those who have been looking for a page to leave your jokes, here is the link on the navigation panel -> SUBMIT A JOKE

My prayers

Sa isang eksam, huli ang estudyante may hawak na kodigo.
TEACHER: Ano ‘to?
STUDENT: Wish list ko po at prayer , ma’am!
TEACHER: At bakit answers ang nakasulat?
STUDENT: Naku! Tnx po, Lord. Sinagot ninyo ang prayers ko!

Blood test

GRANDSON: Lolo, I can’t visit you this week kasi may BLOOD test po ako.
LOLO: Sige apo, OK lang. Basta’t mag-aral ka at pagbutihin mong mabuti!!!!

Bundok ng Pangarap

(Si bulag, binge at si pilay ay pumunta sa bundok ng pangarap isa-isa nilang sinabi ang kanilang mga pangarap) Pilay:gusto kong maging si aljur
(siya ay naging si aljur)
Binge:gusto kong maging si richard [...]


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