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Old dyoks, pero ok pa rin nman: part 1

Street Vendor:
“Bili na kayo ng relo! Gold watch ito! Pag namuti, white gold! Pag huminto, stopwatch!”
BF & GF:
GF: Hu hu hu hu bakit natin ginawa ito? Hindi na ako virgin at dalawang beses pa natin ginawa!
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MISS UNIVERSE INTRODUCTION

Miss Hungary: Gutom ako, gutom ka, gutom tayong lahat HUNGARY!!
Miss Haiti: Seventy eight, seventy nine HAITI!!
Miss Kenya: Hindi sa’yo, hindi sa’kin.. KENYA!!
Miss Nepal: Hindi naman kausap, sabat ng sabat.. NEPAL!!
At syempre..
Miss Philippines: Mula sa lupaing mahal ang bigas at maraming mandurugas..PILIPINAS!!

tatay at anak

tatay:nak bili ka nga ng softdrinks.
anak:coke o pepsi?
tatay:coke
anak:plastic o bote?
tatay:plastic
anak:malamig o mainit?
tatay:wag na nga lang tubig nalang.
anak;bote o plastic?
tatay:bote
anak:malamig o mainit?
tatay;papaluin kita
anak;walis ting ting o sintoron?
tatay;lumayas ka
anak;maglalakad o mag bubus?
tatay;pApatayin kita
anak;babarilin o sasaksakin?
tatay;hayop ka
anak;aso o pusa?
tatay: peste!!
anak; daga o ipis?
tatay;bastos to ahhh!
anak: pag walang galang bastos agad di ba pwedeng peste muna?
tatay;lamok o langaw ?
anak:WTF>>!!..


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