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Ms Universe views
The Setting: Pageant Night Ms. Universe Beauty Pageant Q&A Portion. The Finalists: Miss America Miss Spain Miss Great Britain Miss Iran Miss India Miss Philippines Question: Ms. America, how do you describe a male organ in … [Continue Reading]
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cheesy banat lines
CHEESEY BANAT LINES 1. May Farmville ka ba? Pati kasi puso ko na-harvest mo na eh 2. Sana piso ka na lang at 100 ako, kasi di ako mabubuo ng wala ka 3. Para kang alarm clock, ginising mo ang natutulog kong puso 4. Lumiliit ka … [Continue Reading]
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I need a joker
Kailangan ko ang joker. Pls fax photo of ur face. … [Continue Reading]
banat line: ang keys
BOY: Miss? Susi kba? GIRL:: Bakit??! BOY:pa_KEYS nga!! GIRL: eh gago ka … [Read More...]
Basag trip
Boy: ang kagandahan mu parang password!! Girl: bakit??? Boy: kc … [Read More...]
pick up line
Boy: kayamanan ka ba? Girl: bakit? Boy: ang sarap mo kasing ibaon sa … [Read More...]
maghubad ka sabi… ang akala
Ang ama si Ambo, si Jana 15 yr old ang nag iisang anak ang ina nasa ibang … [Read More...]
si kapitan lumabas
may isang lalaki nakabukas yung zipper niya nakita ng babae sabi ng … [Read More...]
SEXUAL HARASSMENT?
Secretary No. 1: Ano, idedemanda mo si Boss ng sexual harassment dahil … [Read More...]
GLORIA AND MIKEE
GLORIA:ANAK PAG NAMATAY AKO HINDI R.I.P ANG ILALAGAY MO HA.,., MIKEE:ANU … [Read More...]
Ba’t Ganun?
Kapag nang-hold up ka, sa kulungan ang bagsak mo. Pero kapag … [Read More...]
president erap and the U.N.
U.N.conference, naguusap-usap ang presidente ng america, japan and … [Read More...]
Ngongo sa Call center
Ngo ngo sa Call Center: Customer: Hi can I pay bills by phone … [Read More...]
Sino mas bobo?
Juan: Pre, grabe yung assitant ko. Ang bobo. Tingnan mo ah. Rodolfo, halika … [Read More...]
wow, mali
mag amang aswang nag uusap; tatay:anak ngayon na malaki kna pwde kna … [Read More...]
EGG-STRA! EGG-STRA!
Message of the week! Have an EGG'cellent day. May it be everything you … [Read More...]
Male Menopause
TUKMOL: "Kung ang babae nasa edad na 45-55, tinatawag nating nasa … [Read More...]
energy drink
GUY: energy drink ka ba? GIRL:bakit?..... dahil punumpuno ba ako ng … [Read More...]
Polygon
If a 5 SideS POLYGON is CalLed : PenTagoN !! anD 10 siDes POLYGON is … [Read More...]
Dear Love
Dear Love, Una sa lahat at hindi sa huli Nagsulat ako dahil may papel … [Read More...]
Answer to my prayers
Notice at Church: Do not leave your mobiles, purses, wallets, handbags, … [Read More...]
tandaan mo
Boy:tandaan mu lhat ng sa2bihin ko dhil imp0rtante ito? Girl: ok anu ba … [Read More...]
Actual answers to questions in Philippine game shows
We saw crazy answers given by contestants in beauty pageants; here are some … [Read More...]
GusTo Mo BANg MAginG ArTiZtaH???
GusTo Mo BANg MAginG ArTiZtaH??????? UnDer FPJ ProDucTionS... KsAmA … [Read More...]
Dyoks to relax us #2
Joke #1 Bush: What are the pollutants in your country? Jingoy: We … [Read More...]
Pilipinas Kay Ganda
Ibinasura ng DOT ang mga slogan ng pilipinas kay ganda dahil sa nakakahiya … [Read More...]
Si Dan at Done
A true story: maintenance crew sa abroad mga OFW . si Danny, at pedro … [Read More...]
Salamat po, Lolo
Paunang Salita: Ito po ay isa sa pinaka-unang dyok dito sa PinoyJokes.net … [Read More...]
NALOKO!!ako?
Magkumare: Mare 1: lam mo naloko ko yung tindera". Mare 2: tlga mare: … [Read More...]
Pinoy Henyo “KUTSILYO”
Pedro: Tao ba To? Juan: Hindi. Pedro: Lugar ba to? Juan: … [Read More...]
Would you believe ?
Would you believe that I had .. 09 Break ups 49 admirers 19 … [Read More...]
tetris ka ba?
Tetris ka ba ? . . . . ... . . . . . Kasi kapag nakikita kita ruma-RANK UP ang puso ko. pero pag nakikita kta kasama ang iba, ruma-RANK … [Read More...]
Few copies of The Best of PinoyJokes.net ™ pocketbook still available
Dear PinoyJokes.net memberYou are receiving this message because you have at one time or another registered as a commenter, user or a contributor of … [Read More...]
HAnaPin !
Anak: PA ! Tulungan mo nga po ako sa Assigment ko .. PAPA: Anu ba ung Assigment no ? Anak: Hanapin daw ung Denaminator .. PAPA: Grade 3 pa … [Read More...]
INTERPRITER
Kinuha ng Pari si Juan as interpriter............ Pari:The lord was crucified between 2 rubbers. Juan:Ang Hesus ay ipinako sa gitna ng 2 … [Read More...]




























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