banat lines

banat line: ang keys

BOY: Miss? Susi kba? GIRL:: Bakit??! BOY:pa_KEYS nga!! GIRL: eh gago ka … [Read More...]

Basag trip

Boy: ang kagandahan mu parang password!! Girl: bakit??? Boy: kc … [Read More...]

pick up line

Boy: kayamanan ka ba? Girl: bakit? Boy: ang sarap mo kasing ibaon sa … [Read More...]

green-jokes

maghubad ka sabi… ang akala

Ang ama si Ambo, si Jana 15 yr old ang nag iisang anak ang ina nasa ibang … [Read More...]

si kapitan lumabas

may isang lalaki nakabukas yung zipper niya nakita ng babae sabi ng … [Read More...]

SEXUAL HARASSMENT?

Secretary No. 1: Ano, idedemanda mo si Boss ng sexual harassment dahil … [Read More...]

presidentiables

GLORIA AND MIKEE

GLORIA:ANAK PAG NAMATAY AKO HINDI R.I.P ANG ILALAGAY MO HA.,., MIKEE:ANU … [Read More...]

Ba’t Ganun?

Kapag nang-hold up ka, sa kulungan ang bagsak mo. Pero kapag … [Read More...]

president erap and the U.N.

U.N.conference, naguusap-usap ang presidente ng america, japan and … [Read More...]

jokes at work

Ngongo sa Call center

Ngo ngo sa Call Center: Customer: Hi can I pay bills by phone … [Read More...]

Sino mas bobo?

Juan: Pre, grabe yung assitant ko. Ang bobo. Tingnan mo ah. Rodolfo, halika … [Read More...]

wow, mali

mag amang aswang nag uusap; tatay:anak ngayon na malaki kna pwde kna … [Read More...]

okey lang

EGG-STRA! EGG-STRA!

Message of the week! Have an EGG'cellent day. May it be everything you … [Read More...]

Male Menopause

TUKMOL: "Kung ang babae nasa edad na 45-55, tinatawag nating nasa … [Read More...]

energy drink

GUY: energy drink ka ba? GIRL:bakit?..... dahil punumpuno ba ako ng … [Read More...]

word fun

Face lift daw

A DIALOGUE BETWEEN TWO DISCONNECTED MINDS: Me: (Catching a glimpse of … [Read More...]

Polygon

If a 5 SideS POLYGON is CalLed : PenTagoN !! anD 10 siDes POLYGON is … [Read More...]

pangarap

Ang pangarap ko

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boy-girl

Dear Love

Dear Love, Una sa lahat at hindi sa huli Nagsulat ako dahil may papel … [Read More...]

Answer to my prayers

Notice at Church: Do not leave your mobiles, purses, wallets, handbags, … [Read More...]

tandaan mo

Boy:tandaan mu lhat ng sa2bihin ko dhil imp0rtante ito? Girl: ok anu ba … [Read More...]

tv movie radio

Actual answers to questions in Philippine game shows

We saw crazy answers given by contestants in beauty pageants; here are some … [Read More...]

GusTo Mo BANg MAginG ArTiZtaH???

GusTo Mo BANg MAginG ArTiZtaH??????? UnDer FPJ ProDucTionS... KsAmA … [Read More...]

Dyoks to relax us #2

Joke #1 Bush: What are the pollutants in your country? Jingoy: We … [Read More...]

balikbayan box

Pilipinas Kay Ganda

Ibinasura ng DOT ang mga slogan ng pilipinas kay ganda dahil sa nakakahiya … [Read More...]

Si Dan at Done

A true story: maintenance crew sa abroad mga OFW . si Danny, at pedro … [Read More...]

Salamat po, Lolo

Paunang Salita: Ito po ay isa sa pinaka-unang dyok dito sa PinoyJokes.net … [Read More...]

cooltext

NALOKO!!ako?

Magkumare: Mare 1: lam mo naloko ko yung tindera". Mare 2: tlga mare: … [Read More...]

Pinoy Henyo “KUTSILYO”

Pedro: Tao ba To? Juan: Hindi. Pedro: Lugar ba to? Juan: … [Read More...]

Would you believe ?

Would you believe that I had .. 09 Break ups 49 admirers 19 … [Read More...]

I need a joker please

I need a joker

Kailangan ko ang joker. Pls fax photo of ur face. … [Read More...]

tetris ka ba?

Tetris ka ba ? . . . . ... . . . . . Kasi kapag nakikita kita ruma-RANK UP ang puso ko. pero pag nakikita kta kasama ang iba, ruma-RANK … [Read More...]

Few copies of The Best of PinoyJokes.net ™ pocketbook still available

Dear PinoyJokes.net memberYou are receiving this message because you have at one time or another registered as a commenter, user or a contributor of … [Read More...]

HAnaPin !

Anak: PA ! Tulungan mo nga po ako sa Assigment ko .. PAPA: Anu ba ung Assigment no ? Anak: Hanapin daw ung Denaminator .. PAPA: Grade 3 pa … [Read More...]

INTERPRITER

Kinuha ng Pari si Juan as interpriter............ Pari:The lord was crucified between 2 rubbers. Juan:Ang Hesus ay ipinako sa gitna ng 2 … [Read More...]

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