ANNOUNCEMENT

  • Just a quick note that registration of new overseas voters started on May 16 and will finish on October 31 next year. Don’t leave it too late! See Sydney details here.

Let’s learn Chinese

Free lesson on how to learn Chinese, haha!
Sample:
That’s not right – Sum Ting Wong
Are you harboring a fugitive? – Hu Yu Hai Ding
See me ASAP – Kum Hia Nao
Stupid Man – Dum Fuk
Small Horse – Tai Ni Po Ni

first boyfriend daw

On wedding night, man asks wife: Akala ko ba first boyfriend mo ko?
Bakit?
hindi ka na virgin?
Wife: Ikaw talaga ang first boyfriend ko. Yung iba, customers ko lang. Peks man!

Nges hu?

Si Edison galing trabaho… balak nyang sorpresahin ang kanyang asawa.
“Nges hu?”
“Tado ka!!! Pa nges hu nges hu ka pa, eh kaw lang naman ang ngongo dito!!!”


hits counter