ANNOUNCEMENT

  • Just a quick note that registration of new overseas voters started on May 16 and will finish on October 31 next year. Don’t leave it too late! See Sydney details here.

  • RICEponsibleNovember is National Rice Awareness Month in the Philippines, but even for those who are overseas – we can also help. See how!

Bundok ng Pangarap

(Si bulag, binge at si pilay ay pumunta sa bundok ng pangarap isa-isa nilang sinabi ang kanilang mga pangarap) Pilay:gusto kong maging si aljur
(siya ay naging si aljur)
Binge:gusto kong maging si richard [...]

Old dyoks, pero ok pa rin nman: part 1

Street Vendor:
“Bili na kayo ng relo! Gold watch ito! Pag namuti, white gold! Pag huminto, stopwatch!”
BF & GF:
GF: Hu hu hu hu bakit natin ginawa ito? Hindi na ako virgin at dalawang beses pa natin ginawa!
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MISS UNIVERSE INTRODUCTION

Miss Hungary: Gutom ako, gutom ka, gutom tayong lahat HUNGARY!!
Miss Haiti: Seventy eight, seventy nine HAITI!!
Miss Kenya: Hindi sa’yo, hindi sa’kin.. KENYA!!
Miss Nepal: Hindi naman kausap, sabat ng sabat.. NEPAL!!
At syempre..
Miss Philippines: Mula sa lupaing mahal ang bigas at maraming mandurugas..PILIPINAS!!


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