2 dyoks na magkamukha

Dyok #1: Nursery room

Sa harap ng nursery window

Friend: Pare, pag laki ng anak mo, am sure magaling mag-drive

Dad: Bakit, pare, malaki ba ang kamay?

Friend: Hindi. Kasi kamukha siya ng driver ninyo!

Dyok #2: call girl

misis1: lolokohin ko ang mister ko kunwari isa akong call girl
misis2: o sige game ako jan!

nakita ni misis1 c mister

misis1: helllo boy pwede ka ba ngaun?
mister: ayoko nga sayo kamukha mo miss ko!

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