2009 January

You Can’t Fix STUPID

January 26, 2009 by Henry 10 Comments

PJ Notes: One of those emails we get in our mailbox. We thought we share this with you.

————-
Idiotic ‘Millionaire’ Contestant Makes Worst Use Of Lifelines Ever
NEW YORK – Idaho resident Kathy Evans brought humiliation to her friends and family Tuesday when she set a new standard for stupidity with her appearance on the popular TV [...]

Filed Under: Quips & Stories, TV Movie Radio World

Cup of Tea – A Beautiful Short Story

January 20, 2009 by Henry 35 Comments

We know this is not your ordinary PinoyJokes story. In fact it is not a Pinoy joke. It is one of those jokes we regularly receive in our our mailbox, and we thought we share this with all Pinoy jokers. Cheers. Team PinoyJokes.net
—————–
One day my mother was out and my dad was in charge of [...]

Filed Under: Email Jokes Tagged With: cup of tea

Funny Pinoy Ads And Signs

January 20, 2009 by FooT_iK 13 Comments

posted outside a house
HOUSE FOR RENT, FULLY FURNACED
posted at a construction site
BAWAL OMEHI DITO, ANG MAHOLE BOG-BOG
in a restaurant in cebu
WE HAB SOP-DRINK IN CAN AN IN BATOL
in a supermarket
FRESH FROZEN CHICKEN SOLD HERE
in a building in cubao
NONE ID,NOTHING ENTRY
on a glass window of a photography shop
WE SHOOT YOU, WHILE YOU WAIT
outside a shoe store
WE [...]

Filed Under: Jokes At Work Tagged With: funny signs, signage

Milking the cow

January 16, 2009 by Boy Kuto 4 Comments

~~~A young boy was staying on a farm with his uncle and aunt for the summer. One morning the aunt and uncle walked in the kitchen and the young boy was drinking a large glass of milk…..The young boy said “I got up very early this morning and milk your cow.” He then continues and [...]

Filed Under: Quips & Stories Tagged With: cow

The toughest Pinoy

January 16, 2009 by jonski 1 Comment

Three friends, a German, a Japanese and a Pinoy are sitting around a campfire, out on the lonesome prairie. A night of tall tales begins.
The German says, “I must be the meanest, toughest person there is. Why, just the other day, a bull got loose in the corral and gored six men before I [...]

Filed Under: Quips & Stories Tagged With: german, japanese, tough