guy2: may black eye ba ang juice ???????????????

guy1: wala

guy2: meron

guy1: bkt ?

kc nasa PACK

women are stronger than men why? because,women can carry two mountains at a time, while men can carry 2 eggs; take note with the help of the bird pa. haha!

Three contractors are bidding to fix the White House fence. One from the Philippines the others from Mexico and U.S. of A. The american gets a tape measure and does some measuring and says, the job will cost $900.00: $400.00 for materials, $400.00 for labor and $100.00 for me. The Mexican do the same and says, $700.00: $300.00 for materials, $300.00 for labor and $100.00 for me. The Pinoy leans over to the White House official and whispers, $2,700.00. The official says, WHAT!  You didn’t even measure like the other guys! How do you expect me to consider your bid? Easy, the Pinoy said, $1,000.00 for you, $1,000.00 for me and we hire the guy from Mexico.

The next day, the Pinoy and the Mexican are working on the fence.

girl kinukutkot ang ilong sa jeep..

LOLA:anong kinukuha mo ineng?

GIRL:nursing po

LOLA:ah, kala ko kulangot.

hehe

isang lalake sumakay sa jip at lahat ng pasahero nakatingin sa kanya. nung magbayad ito walang umaabot ng bayad..

(at ng may bumulong sa kanya na matanda)

matanda: boy, umalis ka na dito hanggat may pagkakataon ka pa..

lalake: bakit po?

matanda: TANGA! inarkila ko to..

roses are red

violets are blue

when your parents told you are beautiful

they are lying 2 u

May isang Bingot na nakakita ng piso sa kalye……dinampot nya ito at sinabi , ” I mishu” …………na gets mo?

Kabaguio baguio mo lang dito puro caloocan na ginagwa mo eh kung dagupan kaya kita edi ilo ilo ka na !