Three women were talking about their love lives.
The first said: “My husband is like a Rolls-Royce, smooth and sophisticated.”
The second said: “Mine is like a Porsche, fast and powerful.”
The third said: “Mine is like an old Chevy. It needs a hand start and I have to jump on while it’s still going.”

GusTo Mo BANg MAginG ArTiZtaH???????

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Ine-examin nung Doktor yung isang pasyente sa Mental Hospital sa pamamagitan ng tanong at sagot.

Tanong nung Doktor, “Kung ikaw ay palabasin ngayon sa ospital, ano ang iyong unang gagawin?”

Sagot nung pasyente, “Titiradorin ko po ang buwan!”

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A little girl and her mother were out and about.

Out of the blue, the girl asked her mother, “Mommy, How old are you?”

The mother responded, “Honey, women don’t talk about their age. You’ll learn this as you get older.”

The girl then asked, “Mommy, how much do you weigh?” Continue Reading

A not necessarily well-prepared student sat in his life science classroom, staring at a question on the final exam paper.

The question directed:

“Give four advantages of breast milk.” Continue Reading

A woman comes home and tells her husband, “Remember those headaches I’ve been having all these years? Well, they’re gone.”

“No more headaches?” the husband asks, “What happened?”

His wife replies, “Margie referred me to a hypnotist. He told me to stand in front of a mirror, stare at myself and repeat Continue Reading

Danny wanted desperately to have sex with this really cute, really hot girl in his office… but she was dating someone else.

One day Danny got so frustrated that he went to her and said, ‘I’ll give you $100 if you let me have sex with you…’

The girl looked at him, and then said, ‘NO!’

Danny said, ‘I’ll be real fast. I’ll throw the money on the floor, Continue Reading

teacher:  washi, anong hayop ang pinakamabilis tumakbo?

washi:  ma’am pulitiko po…

teacher: at bakit?

washi: kasi matagal pa eleksyon pero nangangampanya na po agad sila

teacher: hayop nga…