giraffe-P.100.00 lang kaso may goiter 

10 wheeler truck-P.500.oo lang kaso de pidal

barko-P.1000 lang kaso de sagwan

eto na lang para mura

lip gloss-P10.oo bagoong flavor

kwago-P.35.oo singkit

high-heeled shoes-P.50.oo nasa harap ang takong

Ilang side meron sa cirlce………..

edi dalawa
inside at outside

Did you know that the Oxford Dictionary updated the definition of the the following words?

Why not read on ——————

* Divorce : Future tense of marriage.

* Cigarette : A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool on the other.

* Lecture : An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through “the minds of either”

* Conference : The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present. Continue Reading

A Blonde was sent on her way to Heaven. Upon her arrival, a concerned St Peter met her at the Pearly Gates.

‘I’m sorry,’ St Peter said; ‘But Heaven is suffering from an overload of goodly souls and we have been forced to put up an Entrance Exam for new arrivals to ease the burden of Heavenly Arrivals.’

‘That’s cool’ said the blonde, ‘What does the Entrance Exam consist of? Continue Reading

Dear wife:

I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you forever. I’ve been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell.

Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today & that was the last straw. Last week, you came home & didn’t even notice I had a new haircut, had cooked your favorite meal & even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. Continue Reading

may 3 magkakaibigang kano, bombay, at pinoy

sabi ng kanilang master

MAster: Patigasan ng mga ulo

kano: My head is very hard Continue Reading

Isang araw merong pok-pok (prosti). Tinawag ng costumer at pumasok sa kotse ng costumer na ilang beses nya na nakasex.

Pok-Pok: Oh ano gusto mo gawin ko nanaman!?!

Costumer: Ano pa eh di yan trabaho mo!!!

Pok-Pok:Hindi naman yun ang gusto mo eh na kikita ko sa mga mata mo! sabihin mo na ang totoo!!! Continue Reading

paano kung….
pumunta ang crush mo nanginginig sa pawis at bigla kang yinakap sabi….
patae pls…….