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depress- ang nagkasal sa persuading

persuading- unang kasal

debug – ang  ipis Continue Reading

A soldier ran up to a nun, out of breath, he asked, “Please may I hide under your skirt? I’ll explain later”. The nun agreed.

A moment later two military police ran up and asked, “Sister have you seen a soldier?”

The nun replied, “He went that way. ”

After the MPs ran off, the soldier crawled out from under the skirt and said, “I can’t thank you enough sister. You see, I don’t want to go to Iraq. ” Continue Reading

BEFORE MARRIAGE
He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: NO! Don’t even think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course! Over and over! Continue Reading

If you see ur bf/gf

flirtin with sum1..

lapitan muh xa

hilain at pagpagin Continue Reading

LaLake: paG tayO n, maGkaSama n nTin hahaRapin anG prObLeMa..

BaBae: e waLa namaN aCu prObLema..

LaLake: kSe nGa, inDe pa tyO.. ikaw ga! waG ka exCiTed.. xD

AnaK: Mom i know the truth
Mom: ha?? eto P500 huwag ka lang maingay sa Dad mo!!

Anak: Dad i know the truth
Dad: ha?? eto ang P1000 huwag ka lang maingay sa Mom mo Continue Reading

Eto daw naman ang sagot ng wife to husband doon sa poems by husband to wife:

Twinkle Twinkle little star
You should know what you are
And once you know what you are
Mental hospital is not so far. Continue Reading

A friend of mine sent me the following. Just want to share with you.

Poems written by husband to wife:

I wrote your name on sand it got washed.
I wrote your name in air, it was blown away. then
I wrote your name on my heart & i got Heart Attack. Continue Reading