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Archive | December, 2009

Sa isang Jeep…

Posted on 23 December 2009 by tjalcantara21

Pasahero: Boss Jollibee..

Driver: Hinde ako si Jollibee..

Pasahero: Hinde, magkano sa Jollibee.. Continue Reading

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ang bata sa america!!

Posted on 23 December 2009 by reinellejan

bata:mommy , mommy pde ba q punta america??

mommy:uu naman isip ka muna apat na english words…

kinabukasan……

bata:mommy,mommy naka isip na q!! Continue Reading

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Ulyanin

Posted on 23 December 2009 by jorizztan

isang araw…may dalawang magkaibigan.sila ay edad 30 anyos.ang pangalan nila ay JUAN(J) at Pedro(P)

isang araw..

(J): ui musta na pedro? gusto mo libre kita ng icecream? Continue Reading

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Elevator.

Posted on 23 December 2009 by jorizztan

Isang araw….merong isang probinsyano na napapunta sa SM…nakakita siya ng elevator at kinakatok ito ng malakas.May nakakita sa kanyang isang lalaki..

LALAKI: oY! anung ginagawa mo diyan!!!

PROBINSYANO: eh kumakatok po…kasi ayaw magbukas baka po may tao sa loob.. Continue Reading

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Escalator.

Posted on 23 December 2009 by jorizztan

isang araw..may isang probinsyanong napapunta sa SM…at nakakita siya ng escalator..

PROBINSYANO: Sir…may bayad po ba dito?

LALAKI: TANGA! BOBO! INUTIL! WALANG ISIP! STUPID! IDIOT! NOOB!

PROBINSYANO: oh bakit po?

LALAKI: eh nakita mong wala pang konduktor eh!!!

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ELEVATOR2.

Posted on 23 December 2009 by jorizztan

Isang araw…may isang probinsyanong nakapunta sa isang bonggang bonggang SM! nakakita siya ng elevator at pumasok siya…..may nakatabi siyang lalaki..

PROBINSYANO: sir… may bayad po ba dito? Continue Reading

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French101

Posted on 23 December 2009 by anotoh

1. TURN – le coup
2. LITER – le true
3. BEHIND – le coud
4. ALMS – le mousse
5. FIVE – le ma Continue Reading

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69 position

Posted on 18 December 2009 by leipein

girl: hon 69

boy: huh?? ano bayon?

girl: basta masasarapan ka Continue Reading

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