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Archive | February, 2010

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manny pacquiao

Posted on 24 February 2010 by leipein

Aling D: anak pag nanganak ulit c jinkey ee isama mo ung pangalan nating tatlo

manny: huh?? may naisip kana ba inay??

Aling D: uu naman

manny: ano?

AlingD: edi DioManJi

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PEACE AND ORDER

Posted on 24 February 2010 by Architsik

Sa isang bayan ng Luzon:

MGB: gud morning mayor? kumusta ang kalagayan diyan sa lugar niyo?

MAYOR: ok naman sir Continue Reading

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manlilimos :)

Posted on 24 February 2010 by mixpiz02

may 3 nanlilimos sa isang bus driver.

beggar1: palimos po!

beggar2: pasko nanaman…

beggar3:(shaking the props.) Continue Reading

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VocabuLary

Posted on 24 February 2010 by aNgeLoL

Expand ur Pinoy VocabuLary….

CONTEMPLATE

kuLang ang plato

PUNCTUATION Continue Reading

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Budol budol

Posted on 24 February 2010 by sammy

Budol budol!

Juan: Pedro ingat kayo!
Pedro: Bakit?
Juan: Kasi uso pala sa Metro Manila ang budol budol!
Juan: alam mo yung matandang dalagang accountant namin sa opis nadale! Continue Reading

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tanga si inday…

Posted on 24 February 2010 by onin

nag ring ang telepono…

amo: inday sagutin mo nga ang phone!

inday: <sinagot ang telepono na pabaliktad>hello?…

amo: tanga! baliktad! Continue Reading

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FUNNY THINGS ABOUT LOVE

Posted on 24 February 2010 by cutiepopz1

*pinagcecelos mo cia pero sa 22o ikaw ang nagcecelos

*inaaway mu cia ng wlang dahilan para lng lambingin ka

*ur tying to forget someone  kahit d mo kya Continue Reading

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CONCLUSION AND OPINION

Posted on 24 February 2010 by Mr_Malibog

Q: What is the difference between “Conclusion” & “Opinion”?

A: Kung na CONCLUSION, ibig sabihin hindi kayo ay pinapayagang sa loob. So, kung na OPINION, pagkatapos ay nangangahulugan na ikaw ay pinahihintulutan na ipasok ang iyong xxx.

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