Posted on 30 June 2010 by Henry
Found this in my mailbox. Just sharing….
The following questions were set in last year’s GED examination.
These are genuine answers (from 16 year olds)……. …..and they WILL breed.
Q. Name the four seasons
A. Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar
Q. Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink
A. Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists
Q. How is dew formed
A. The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire
Q. What causes the tides in the oceans
A. The tides are a fight between the earth and the moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature abhors a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins the fight Continue Reading
Posted on 29 June 2010 by kitkat_cute
Isang araw ay may lumubog na barko.
Merong APAT na iba’t ibang lahi na gustong maka-ligtas.
May Americano, Hapon, Mexicano at Pilipino.
Nagusap-usap ang apat na iba’t ibang lahi.
Americano: How do we all get safe this salbabida is one only…
Pilipino: What’s the problem there??? Continue Reading
Posted on 28 June 2010 by dontcare000
Dad: Anak bili mo nga ako ng coke.
Anak: 1 liters or 5 liters?
Dad: Tubig na lang.
Anak: Spring or Mineral?
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Posted on 28 June 2010 by jam31
Teacher : class cnu ang nakakakilala kay Jose Rizal?Ikaw juan?
Juna : Sorry Maam d ko po sya kilala..
Teacher : ikaw Pedro?
Pedro : Sorry Maam d ko po sya kilala..
Teacher : ikaw Andoy?
Andoy : d ko sya kilala Maam..
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Posted on 28 June 2010 by inaanuka
This is old but in case you have not read yet.
A first-grade teacher, Ms. Neelam was having trouble with one of her students the teacher asked,”Boy, what is your problem?”
Boy answered, “I’m too smart for the first-grade. My sister is in the third-grade and I’m smarter than she is! I think I should be in the third-grade too!” Continue Reading
Posted on 28 June 2010 by ms.i98
GF: Hayop ka, niloloko mo ako! BF: Bakit, wala naman akong ginagawa ah! GF: Anong wala? Nakita kita kanina, may kasama kang ibang babae, magkahawak pa kamay nyo! Niloloko mo ako! BF: Makinig ka muna… hindi kita niloloko, maniwala ka… Yung kasama ko kanina ang niloloko ko!
Posted on 28 June 2010 by mariela
May bata na nasa bubong, binobosohan ang mag-syota
girl: Paano kapag nabuntis mo ako?
boy: bahala na ang nasa taas
bosero: Hala!! bakit ako? eh nanunood lang ako ah..
Posted on 28 June 2010 by mariela
buboy: pare alam mo nag-away kami ng gerlpren ko, nag-historical siya
george: pare baka ibig mong sabihin eh hysterical?
buboy: hinde, historical kasi inungkat niya lahat ng kasalanan ko
(ayun naman pala eh…)
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