Another little gem that hit my mailbox.

A very nice “story” in a charming literary style that only pinoys can weld.

Here goes:

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Sequel to A Love Story

It was jazz an ordinary day. The skies were clear, the birds were chipping. Ang ganda-ganda ng araw!

Nasa SM ako noon at katatapos ko lang mamili ng groceries. Timing naman nasa foodcore si Angel Locsin, nagpro-provoke ng movie nya. Grabe, andaming fans, pull-packed talaga! Dahil fans nya rin ako, nakipila rin ako.

Then suddenly, out of the loo, may bumulong sa akin ng: “Indaaaayyyy……” Continue Reading

This is one email that I would like to share. Not actually a Filipino joke, but am sure you will also enjoy these jokes too.

The jokes are about Kulula Airline which has its head office situated in Johannesburg. Kulula airline attendants make an effort to make the in-flight “safety lecture” and announcements a bit more entertaining. Here are some real examples that have been heard or reported:

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On a Kulula flight, (there is no assigned seating, you just sit where you want) passengers were apparently having a hard time choosing, when a flight attendant announced, “People, people we’re not picking out furniture here, find a seat and get in it!”

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On another flight with a very “senior” flight attendant crew, the pilot said, “Ladies and gentlemen, we’ve reached cruising altitude and will be turning down the cabin lights. This is for your comfort and to enhance the appearance of your flight attendants.”

1. I lost my number. Can I have yours?
2.  I forgot your name. Can I call you mine?
3.  Pustiso ka ba? Kasi I can’t smile without you.
4.  Nabibingi ka na ba? Coz my heart has been screaming out your name
   for quite some time now.
5. Tapos na ba ung exam mo? Para ako naman sagutin mo.
6. Alam mo ba na scientist ako? At ikaw yung LAB ko.
7.  May lisensya ka ba? Coz you’re driving me crazy.
8. May kilala ka bang gumagawa ng relo? May sira ata relo ko. Pag ikaw
   kasi kasama ko, humihinto ang oras ko.
9.  Aanhin pa ang gravity, kung lagi lang akong mahuhulog sa iyo?
10. Mahilig ka ba magluto na pancit canton? Kasi pag kasama kita,feeling ko, “LUCKY ME.”
11.  Am I a bad shooter? Coz I keep on missing you.
12. Favorite subject mo ba geometry? Kasi kahit anong angle, ang cute mo.
13. Hindi tayo tao, hindi rin tayo hayop. Bagay tayo! Bagay!!!
14.  Pwede ba kitang maging sidecar? Kasi single kasi ako!
15. Pwede ba kitang maging driver? Para ikaw na magpatakbo ng buhay ko.
16. Nasaan ka kagabi? Wala ka kasi sa panaginip ko.
17. BOY: Is this seat taken? GIRL: NO, and so am I.

For those who are looking for copies of The Best of PinoyJokes.net, we still have few copies left.

To get your copy, please contact us.

Here are some of the illustrations appearing in our first publication, The Best of PinoyJokes.net. It is a very handy publication (measuring only 4″ wide x 5-1/2″ high) book.

Except for a few copies which are in our possession, the book is now out of print. But, not to worry. We will be printing a new one. It’s going to be thicker and bigger.

Stay tuned!

Ang Pilipinas ay may 40,000 na pok-pok, kumikita sila ng 1000/ day.

Isipin niyo 40,000 x 1000= 40 million,

tapos 40 million x 365 days=14.6 billion / year

IMAGINE? hindi kaya p*kp*k ang sagot sa krisis ng bansa natin?

Sa loob ng hotel aksidenteng nabangga ng bellboy ang suso ng isang magandang guest..

BELLBOY: Ma’am, sorry po kung ang puso niyo ay kasing lambot ng suso niyo, alam  ko pataatwarin mo ako

Sumagot ang magandang guest..

BABAE: Kung kasing tigas naman ng siko mo yang t*t* mo, nasa room 201 lang ako

CHEESEY BANAT LINES

1. May Farmville ka ba? Pati kasi puso ko na-harvest mo na eh

2. Sana piso ka na lang at 100 ako, kasi di ako mabubuo ng wala ka

3. Para kang alarm clock, ginising mo ang natutulog kong puso

4. Lumiliit ka yata? Dati kasi lampas ulo kita, ngayon nasa puso na kita

5. May band aid ka ba? Kasi nasugatan ako nang nahulog ako sa�yo

6. Hindi ka ba napapagod? Kasi kanina ka pa takbo ng takbo sa isip ko

7. Are you a dictionary? �cause you add meaning to my life

More coming…………