Another little gem that hit my mailbox.
A very nice “story” in a charming literary style that only pinoys can weld.
Here goes:
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Sequel to A Love Story
It was jazz an ordinary day. The skies were clear, the birds were chipping. Ang ganda-ganda ng araw!
Nasa SM ako noon at katatapos ko lang mamili ng groceries. Timing [...]
Love Story, Pinoy style
In-flight jokes
This is one email that I would like to share. Not actually a Filipino joke, but am sure you will also enjoy these jokes too.
The jokes are about Kulula Airline which has its head office situated in Johannesburg. Kulula airline attendants make an effort to make the in-flight “safety lecture” and announcements a [...]
cheesy banat lines (part 2)
I lost my number. Can I have yours?
 I forgot your name. Can I call you mine?
 Pustiso ka ba? Kasi I can’t smile without you.
 Nabibingi ka na ba? Coz my heart has been screaming out your name
for quite some time now.
Tapos na ba ung exam mo? Para ako naman sagutin mo.
Alam mo ba na scientist ako? [...]
The Best of PinoyJokes available here
For those who are looking for copies of The Best of PinoyJokes.net, we still have few copies left [...]
Illustrations at The Best of PinoyJokes.net
Here are some of the illustrations appearing in our first publication, The Best of PinoyJokes.net. It is a very handy publication (measuring only 4″ wide x 5-1/2″ high) book.
Except for a few copies which are in our possession, the book is now out of print [...]
POKPOK: SAGOT SA KRISIS
Ang Pilipinas ay may 40,000 na pok-pok, kumikita sila ng 1000/ day.
Isipin niyo 40,000 x 1000= 40 million,
tapos 40 million x 365 days=14.6 billion / year
IMAGINE? hindi kaya p*kp*k ang sagot sa krisis ng bansa natin?
BELLBOY
Sa loob ng hotel aksidenteng nabangga ng bellboy ang suso ng isang magandang guest..
BELLBOY: Ma’am, sorry po kung ang puso niyo ay kasing lambot ng suso niyo, alam ko pataatwarin mo ako
Sumagot ang magandang guest..
BABAE: Kung kasing tigas naman ng siko mo yang t*t* mo, nasa room 201 lang ako
cheesy banat lines
1. May Farmville ka ba? Pati kasi puso ko na-harvest mo na eh
2. Sana piso ka na lang at 100 ako, kasi di ako mabubuo ng wala ka
3. Para kang alarm clock, ginising mo ang natutulog kong puso










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