MAY DALANG CHESS SET SI BUBOY. YAYAYAIN NIYA SI FREDO.
BUBOY: Â CHESS TAYO.
FREDO: Â AYOKO NA. KULANG NG TATLONG PAWNS ANG CHESS MO. NAKAKALITO.
BUBOY: Â WAIT MO AKO. BILI AKO NG PAWNS.
FREDO: Â SAAN KA NAMAN BIBILI NG MGA PAWNS LANG?
BUBOY: Â SAAN PA… E DI SA PAWNSHOP!
chess and pawns
January 17, 2011 by 1 Comment
Mag-Ingat ang mga Hipon
January 17, 2011 by Leave a Comment
TANONG: Â BAKIT DAPAT MAG-INGAT LAGI ANG MGA HIPON?
SAGOT: Â KASI ACCIDENT PRAWN SILA!
Maling akala
January 9, 2011 by 6 Comments
Habang kumakain
Friend 1: Wow! ang bait ni Boy, binigyan pa ako ng isang basong tubig, seguro may crush siya sa akin.
Friend 2: Tingin ko hindi. Napansin kasi niyang kanina ka pa diyan kumakain sa mesa kaya binigyan ka na lang niya ng tubig para tumigil ka na diyan.
Direct response
January 9, 2011 by Leave a Comment
Lord William sits in an armchair and reads a newspaper. Her wife comes from a bedroom wearing sexy underwear and starts walking seductively around the armchair. Lord William is engrossed in the paper and pays her no attention. Finally the wife has had enough – she rips the paper from her husbands hands and shouts:
“Oh, [...]
Unexpected reward
January 9, 2011 by Leave a Comment
A quite boozy dentist sits in his practice on a Christmas Eve. There rushes an older woman into his cabinet, moaning:
“O! My tooth hurts like hell! Pull it out, son!”
“I am a bit boozy,” the dentist argues. “I might get a wrong tooth. You better come after the Christmas.”
“Take it off, now! I’ll pay you! I cannot stand [...]
Gallant cat
January 9, 2011 by 1 Comment
Two men go to visit their friend. When he opens the door, a cat hurtles out and rushes into the cellar like a bullet. Then to the garage. Then to the attic. Then behind the dumpsters. Then up on the roof… The friends stare all that, totally amazed.
“It’s because I had my tomcat castrated, today,” [...]
sweeters
January 5, 2011 by 3 Comments
Lolo: nu kea kung ibalik natin ung nkaraan nung bago plng tau mgsyota?
Lola: O cge.
Lolo: o cge bukas dun tau mgkita sa dati nting tgpuan.
Lola: Oo intayin mu nlng aq dun…
(ngintay ci lolo s may tbing ilog dala ang 3 roses with chocolate. mghapon si lolo nghintay pero d sya dumating…kea umuwi nlng sya..Pag dating [...]
Sino mas matalino?
January 5, 2011 by 2 Comments
ANAK: tay, cno po ang mas matalino? ang tatay o ang anak?
TATAY: syempre ang tatay!
ANAK: sino po ang nag imbento ng telepono?
TATAY: c alexander graham bell…
ANAK: bakit hndi ung tatay nya?
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