Saan nga ba ang signage na ito? Any guess?
snake rattle
August 10, 2011 by Leave a Comment
what is it when a rattle snake can not rattle?….a reptile dysfunction
Great lottery
August 10, 2011 by Leave a Comment
There hangs a big sign at the gas station:
“Whoever takes full tank can take part in the lottery. The prize is free sex.”
Two friends drive at the gas station, take full tank and ask to take part of the lottery.
No friends of mine
August 10, 2011 by Leave a Comment
Man gets home at night, drunk as a skunk. He staggers to the bedroom, falls in and drops off. The caring wife begins to undress him. Taking off his pants she sees that her hubby is wearing a condom.
“What a jerk!” she thinks, bittered. “Just drinking and fooling around wiht buddys isn’t enough anymore, now [...]
Pag ako’y nagka anak
August 10, 2011 by 5 Comments
Nangangarap ang tatlong binatang sina NOEL, NINO at NETO….
NOEL: Pag ako e nagkapag asawa at nagka anak ng lalaki, ipapangalan ko LEON, baligtad ng NOEL.
NINO : Ako, ONIN, baligtad ng NINO
NETO : Huwag nyo nga kong maisali sali dyan sa usapan nyo a!!!!
Buyoy
August 10, 2011 by 3 Comments
anak: nay Bili mo ako pangcake
nanay: Pancake anak hindi pangcake
Anak: cge na po nay, pangcake pls
nanay: o cge na nga, abot mo yung soldyer bag ko
si gino
August 10, 2011 by Leave a Comment
sa mcdonalds
lolo: gino paki abot nga yang kutsara
apo: gina po lo
lolo: gino paki abot nga yang rice
apo: gina po lo
lolo: punyeta ka gino tigilan mo yang kabaklaan mo!!!!
foreigner at pinoy
August 10, 2011 by 1 Comment
Sa ibang bansa.
Isang umaga nakita ng foreigner ang pinoy na nagaalmusal, habang ang foreigner ay kumakain ng bubblegum.
Pinoy: want some coffee my friend?
foreigner: no tnx, in our country the leftover coffee in the coffee shop export them in philippines.
Pinoy: ow i see….. How about bread my friend?
foreigner: no tnx, the leftover bread in our country [...]
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