2011 September

Super vase

September 28, 2011 by PJ Guest 2 Comments

jUAN:KNOCK KNOCK!!
pEDRO:HUS THERE?
JUAN:GALUNGGONG VASE AT HIGAD SA FLOWER VASE
PEDRO:GALUNGGONG VASE AT HIGAD SA FLOWER VASE WHO??
JUAN:BOY U GOT MY HEART BEAT RUNNIN AWAY BEATIN LIKE A DRUM ANG ITS COMING YOUR WAY CANT U HEAR THAT BOOM GALUNGGONG BOOM GALUNGGONG VASE, HIGAD SA FLOWER VASE
HEHEHHEHE!!! HOPE U LKE IT!!

Filed Under: Okey Lang Tagged With: sUPER vASE

Para mapansin ni sir

September 28, 2011 by PJ Guest 4 Comments

Nena: WOw, ang pogi naman ni sir. Ano kayang gagawin ko para mapansin ako?
Makalipas ang Breaktime
Sir: Kayninong panty ito?
Nena: Sa akin po!
Sir: may tae.
Ouch laking pahiya nun!

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ANG tAnDanG

September 27, 2011 by PJ Guest 3 Comments

Kapag ang tandang nangitlog sa bubong… saan babagsak??
.syempre wlang babagsakan… ndi nman nangingitlog ang tandang ehhh!!!!!!

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Si Inday at ang Ahente

September 26, 2011 by PJ Guest Leave a Comment

Amo: Inday kapag may naghahanap sa’min sabihin mo “umalis” “nagsimba sa Quiapo” kapag tinanong kung kailan balik sabihin mo “malapit na”
Inday: Opo ate!
(mine-morize ni Inday ung sagot pero hinde ang tanong)
(habang naglilinis sa labas si Inday, merong nagtanong mula sa BAYGON company)
Ahente: mam, meron po ba kayong lamok, ipis, at daga?
Inday: umalis!
Ahente: ha?? san pumunta?
Inday: [...]

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question and answer

September 26, 2011 by PJ Guest 1 Comment

Q: what did the cake say to the knife
A: you wanna piece of me?
Q:what is the favorite subject of the witch in school
A:spelling
Q:what did the pirate say when his booty is stuck in the refrigerator
A:shiver me booty!
Q: what did the waiter do?
A: he waits
Q:what is the recipe of peanutbutter?
A:mix peanut and butter
ok that’s all [...]

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Pilosopong Tatay

September 26, 2011 by PJ Guest 3 Comments

Dalawang mag-amang pulubi gutom na gutom
Anak: Dad, I am Hungry
Dad: Nice to meet you Hungry!
Anak: Dad, I’m serious
Dad: I Thought your Hungry? now your Serious?
Anak: Dad Are you Kidding Me?
Dad:No I am Dad
By:Marcellus E. Salcedo

Filed Under: Word Fun Tagged With: Mang Juan's Joke History :)

juan at teacher

September 26, 2011 by PJ Guest 2 Comments

TEACHER:
magpapa-class picture tayo para paglaki nyo, sasabihin nyo:
“wow si dodong police na,
… wow si inday teacher na,
wow si tomas doctor na,
JUAN: wow si mam!
PATAY NA..
TEACHER: umupo ka.. wag kang sasali!

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plasher

September 25, 2011 by PJ Guest Leave a Comment

sabay lumaki sina jimboy at kalabuso (ang alaga niyang kalabaw)
halus magkapatid ang turingan nila sa isat-isa sa hirap man o ginhawa….
nang magbinata si jimboy kailangang iwan ang lugar nila para mag aral sa unibersidad, masakit man sa kalooban nya ay wla silang magagawa.
hanggang sa terminal ng bus…
kunduktor:bawal po ang kalabaw dito sa bus.
jimboy:hindi po sya [...]

Filed Under: Okey Lang Tagged With: kalabaw