Baby James : Yaya, am i normal?
Yaya : Of course! why did you ask?!
Baby James : i’m so confused.
“grandfather Ninoy,
my uncle is Noynoy,
my brother is Abnoy,
my dad is chikboy,
my mom,, iba-iba ang boy,
my ninong is tito boy, but he’s not a boy!
Ako Budoy?”
Kulet eh noh?
pinoy confusion
October 29, 2011 by 2 Comments
PENGE NA
October 28, 2011 by Leave a Comment
Wala ka bang PERA ?
madali lang yan! …
Just text PENGE AMOUNT
at isend sa number ng nanay mo !
Maari kang manalo ng sandamakmak na mura, may libreng batok ka pa
SAN KA PA PENGE NA!….
anak na pasawy..
October 28, 2011 by Leave a Comment
Nanay: kumakatok (tok tok tok)
anak: whose there?
Nanay: nanay mo.
Anak: nanay mo who?
Nanay: bwisit!! papasukin mo nga ako.. gagaong bata tohh..
Pambansang Hayop
October 27, 2011 by 1 Comment
Teacher:ano ang ating pambansang hayop?
Nagsisimula ito sa letter ‘K’
Juan:Kuto!
Teacher:mali! nasa lupa ito!
Juan:kutong lupa!
Teacher:mali!Malaki ito!
Juan:Higanting kuto!
Teacher:mali! Nagta2pos ito sa letrang ‘W’!
Juan: KUTOW!
Teacher:mali! Last clue,may sungay ito!
Juan:Demonyong KUTOW!
Teacher:GET OUT!!!!!!!!!……………………..
NAGPAPATUYO LNG NMN…..
October 27, 2011 by 1 Comment
(SA MENTAL HOSPITAL)
DOCTOR: KAMUSTA NMN KAU??
BALIW: KAKALIGO PLANG NMN PO DOC.
DOCTOR: SINU UNG NANDUN SA PUNO??
BALIW: PINALIGUAN KO LANG PO YAN EHH
DOCTOR: BAKIT NKA BITAY DUN SA PUNO??
BALIW: EH, DOC. PINAPATUYO KO LANG NMN PO EHH..
ILOCANO at AMERICANO
October 27, 2011 by Leave a Comment
Americano: Yes i won the bet
Ilocano: Ay wen
Americano: No i win
Ilocano: ay wen
Americano No i won
-NOYPIAZTIG wla lng po g2lng mag post
Holdaper VS Police
October 26, 2011 by 1 Comment
Balita Balita sa Radyong S.I.R.A.:
Holdapan sa Amerika!
Ugly policeman: If I were you, I’d give up!
Holdaper: If you were me, I’D BE UGLY!
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