1. What did the duck say to the comedian after the show?
You really quacked me up.
2. Why do birds fly south?
It’s too far to walk.
3. What do you give a pig with a rash?
4. Ten cats were on a boat, one jumped off, how many were left?
None, they were all copycats.
5. What does a crab crab use to call someone?
A shellular phone.
That’s it for me, guys.