5 good children’s jokes

1. What did the duck say to the comedian after the show?
You really quacked me up.

2. Why do birds fly south?
It’s too far to walk.

3. What do you give a pig with a rash?
Oinkment

4. Ten cats were on a boat, one jumped off, how many were left?
None, they were all copycats.

5. What does a crab crab use to call someone?
A shellular phone.

That’s it for me, guys.

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  1. nice clean jokes. tnx.

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  3. nyee . ndie nmn nakakatuwa

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  4. nice. not so humorous but intellectually engaging. appreciate this one.

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  5. jonalyn says:

    ha,ha,ha!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  6. rhoenna de guzman says:

    dalawang magkakaibigan nag uusap:
    girl1:saan mo daw nakuha yung damit mo sabi ni kit?
    girl2:hah sinung kit?
    girl1:hahaha wala ka pla eh sinusungkit mo damit mo

    (hahahahahahahahahahahahaha)

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