A woman comes home and tells her husband, “Remember those headaches I’ve been having all these years? Well, they’re gone.”
“No more headaches?” the husband asks, “What happened?”
His wife replies, “Margie referred me to a hypnotist. He told me to stand in front of a mirror, stare at myself and repeat ‘I do not have a headache, I do not have a headache, I do not have a headache.’ It Worked! The headaches are all gone.”
The husband replies, “Well, that is wonderful.”
His wife then says, “You know, you haven’t been exactly a ball of Fire in the bedroom these last few years. Why don’t you go see the hypnotist and see if he can do anything for that?”
The husband agrees to try it.
Following his appointment, the husband comes home, rips off his clothes, picks up his wife and carries her into the bedroom.
He puts her on the bed and says, “Don’t move, I’ll be right back.”
He goes into the bathroom and comes back a few minutes later, jumps into bed and makes passionate love to his wife like never before.
His wife says, “Boy, that was wonderful!”
The husband says, “Don’t move! I will be right back.”
He goes back into the bathroom, comes back and round two was even better than the first time. The wife sits up and her head is spinning.
Her husband again says, “Don’t move, I’ll be right back.” With that, he goes back in the bathroom.
This time, his wife quietly follows him and there, in the bathroom, she sees him standing at the mirror and saying: “She’s not my wife, she’s not my wife, she’s not my wife…”
His funeral service will be held on Friday.
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ang galing jokes, nagawa kong magsmile kahit alam nating madaming kababayan natin ang nasa baha parin.
thanks sa jokes bro…..nakakatulong talaga.
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hahaha, you put a smile in my dial
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.COOL
.keep it up.:p
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hahahaha..:D ok to.. sosyal..
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wahahahahahaha now that is funny wahahahaa
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haha funny… this joke made me smile…
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haha…n2wa aq haha…
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wat the hell dude… effectve ba yan? try ko if mglolodge kaim ng gf koh… hehehheeh
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pansin ko lang, madaming nagcocomment sa mga jologs na joke. haha!
dude you deserve a thumbs up. :]
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ito ang joke, talagang bungisngis ako ,ha ha ha ha
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s lhat ng nbsa q e2 ang unang nptwa aq..
hahaha!
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hahahha .. galing ahh.. =) dami ko tawa . .
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thats was awesome. you really made me laugh.. sell like pancakes!!!
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hindi ko masyado gets..wat meaning non? hindi xa tung wife nia at nag ssex xa kunwari sa mga kabit? or ngkakagana xia kc panget wife nia pro iniicp nia hnd xa? nega b ko? ahahah
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