This joke was very popular about ten years ago. Para sa mga hindi nakita ito.

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Gregorio Talahib – George Bush
Tomas Cruz – Tom Cruise
Macario Maldonado – Mac Donald
Remegio Batungbacal – Remington Steel
Victoria Malihim – Victoria Secret
Bienvenido Jurado – Ben Hur
Juanito Lakarin – Johnny Walker
Federico Hagibis – Federal Express
Esteban Magtaka – Stevie Wonder
Jaime Bondoc – James Bond
Leon Mangubat – Tiger Woods
Eleuterio Ignacio – Electronic Ignition
Burgus Bahag-Hari – Burger King
Kasimiro Bukaykay – Cashmere Bouquet
Maria Calas – Mary Kay
Rogelio Dagdagan – Roger Moore
Topacio Mamaril – Top Gun
Restituto Pruto – Tutti Frutti
Samuel Tampipi – Sam Sonite
Veneracion De Asis – Venereal Disease
Alfonso De Asis – Alzheimer Disease
Francisco Portero – Frank Porter
Diosdado Durante – Deo Dorant
Roberto Controlado – Bert Control
Marcelo Controlado – Muscle Control
Carpio Llanes – Carpool Lanes
Julia Domingo – Holy Sunday
Maria Pascua – Mary Christmas
Ligaya Anonuevo – Happy New Year
Ligaya Almundo – Joy To The World
Ricardo Martinez – Ricky Martin