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ang bata S

Posted on 25 May 2009 by patrick

visa

Anak : Tays ! kakains nas tayos !

Tatay : Hoy ! Tigilan mo yang kalalagay  mo ng ‘S’ sa mga sinasabi mo

ha ! Ano ba ang ulam ?

Anak : BANGU na may KAMATI, ARDINA na may IBUYA !

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  1. yeshe Says:
    May 27th, 2009 at 8:59 pm

    deare sir/madam, i have subscribed pinoydokes but i cant read on english language so please can you send me jokes by english language. or how to unsubscribe this jokes.

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  2. justin Says:
    May 29th, 2009 at 8:52 pm

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  3. crush Says:
    June 1st, 2009 at 9:46 pm

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  4. mr. nice guy Says:
    June 4th, 2009 at 10:20 pm

    English Translation:

    Kid: Fathers! Let’s Eats!

    Father: Hey! Stop putting “S” on what you’re saying

    huh! What’s the food?

    Kid: MILKFIH with TOMATOE, ARDINE with ONION

    It’s not that good when you translate it in English

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  5. Jane Says:
    June 8th, 2009 at 12:24 pm

    hahahaha….=)) it made me laugh.. lol

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  6. matt Says:
    June 25th, 2009 at 6:18 pm

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  7. Jovan Says:
    August 8th, 2009 at 4:53 am

    hahaha…good translation but it’s not really good to hear in English version…

    Yang ang iba sa pinoy jokes… :)

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  8. Rica Ella Says:
    September 1st, 2009 at 1:08 am

    ahahha .. GRAbe .. Ang kULit .. nAkakatwA gRAbe … ANd GAnda :D :) hahahaha

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  9. jerisse Says:
    September 17th, 2009 at 12:36 am

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  10. FaiL Says:
    September 18th, 2009 at 10:44 am

    hahahahaha… yan kc tatay nya eh.. tagalin daw ba ang S ayan tuloy nging ngongo =]]… haahahah… *thumbs up!*

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  11. anGelRoCK Says:
    September 19th, 2009 at 6:55 pm

    HAhAH LoL gRaBEEH Ah! :) )

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  12. lou villanueva Says:
    October 6th, 2009 at 6:56 pm

    natawa din ako rito hehehe

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  13. randomm:] Says:
    October 9th, 2009 at 10:48 am

    MR. NICE GUY :)

    mali po ung translation mo. hehe :D

    hndi po “what’s the food” kundi

    “whats the/our viand” correction lng po :)

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  14. emOrej ☺ Says:
    October 17th, 2009 at 11:51 am

    haha!
    very well said! ^_^

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  15. lizette Says:
    October 31st, 2009 at 10:30 pm

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  16. mikasandra Says:
    November 2nd, 2009 at 3:33 am

    hahaha……..hey sa totoo lang napa hagikhik talaga ako iba talaga ang pinoy pagdating sa klokohan.keep it up nd more power!! :)

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  17. lor Says:
    November 2nd, 2009 at 9:08 pm

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  18. sandy Says:
    November 14th, 2009 at 8:26 pm

    wow ang ganda nakakatawa hahha

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  19. Queen.. Says:
    November 23rd, 2009 at 3:30 am

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    November 23rd, 2009 at 3:31 am

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  21. irene revilla Says:
    December 7th, 2009 at 1:45 pm

    oo nga nmn pangit pag i translate sa ennglish!!pero i lyk it!

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  22. Darin Says:
    December 26th, 2009 at 3:42 pm

    hahaha… aus!! ganda!! kakatawa

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  23. tumz Says:
    January 17th, 2010 at 12:27 pm

    wow!yan ang koke…jejeje

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  24. jewel Says:
    March 14th, 2010 at 1:57 pm

    natawa ako grabe…..

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  25. Lu Rui Xi Says:
    April 14th, 2010 at 12:50 am

    hahahahhaa pilosopo!! hahaha

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  26. samantha manimtim Says:
    April 19th, 2010 at 11:30 am

    hahahhahhahah ang galing nung bata hhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahhahaa

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  27. lenard Says:
    May 26th, 2010 at 11:02 pm

    bata: ale ale meron ba kayung tig pafive na isaw?

    tindera:meron

    bata:MAGKANO PO

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  28. haha Says:
    June 9th, 2010 at 6:39 pm

    HAHAHA. lokong bata yan ah!!!! hahahha…!

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  29. unshattered memories :"> Says:
    August 5th, 2010 at 8:21 pm

    prnG ako lnG yn aa. whahahaha

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  30. monica Says:
    December 19th, 2010 at 8:47 pm

    ang brayt tlga ng tatay noh w/ out sya ank na man nya w/ s

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  31. zyperboi Says:
    April 18th, 2011 at 1:40 pm

    talagang trinasL8 mo huh? haha!!

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  32. funnyjokes Says:
    May 9th, 2011 at 12:37 am

    meron s ang tays xD

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  33. ralf naval Says:
    May 11th, 2011 at 10:49 pm

    hahaha ok na ok cute c:

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  34. Linah Says:
    October 1st, 2011 at 11:26 am

    grabeh !! haha galing nung bata ! maloko ! cguro mana sa tatay ?

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  35. ken Says:
    October 4th, 2011 at 12:05 pm

    ahahahaha ayos!

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  36. Rolaira2 Says:
    October 9th, 2011 at 7:58 pm

    Wag daw lagyan ng ”S” eh!!!

    Masunuring bata!!!

    Hahaha!!!!!

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  37. redline Says:
    January 6th, 2012 at 1:34 am

    hahahahaha…ang galing ng english version PANALO!!hahahah

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  38. kayliam kynne Says:
    March 1st, 2012 at 11:43 am

    not so funny.. is that all?

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