Mrs. Tanoy is very kuripot. When her husband died, she inquired with the newspaper, asking the price for the obituary.
The ad taker said: “300 pesos for 5 words.”
She said: “Pwede ba 2 words lang?” “Tanoy dead”
Ad taker: “No mam. 5 words is the minimum.”
After thinking for a while, Mrs. Tanoy said: “Ok, para sulit, ilagay mo,”TANOY DEAD, TOYOTA FOR SALE ”
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Sorry to say this.. but.. Hnd k tlga mttawa.. Hnd mo nman gets ehh. But for others, they find it funny ‘coz getz nla ung joke. ^^
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nakakatawa un joke kasi ginawa nyan classified ads un obituary. Un Toyota for Sale, sasakyan ng asawa nya na gusto ibenta after mamatay.. Sorry sa mga Slow..:-)
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sa kakuripot gna sa obituary na lang siya nag lagay ng advertisement para sa toyata..aus lang yan:)))
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bk8 nakakatawa nman ah basahin mo kc maigi para magets mo para yun lang tsk 3x…..
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ahaha.. weak.. slow ng utak
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tama ka dyan! lol
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ANG SLOW mu.
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ok namn ah.. natawa nga ako e.. ang jokes po e para lang sa may mga SENSE OF HUMOR.. un lang po
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tnx..
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jaja kawawa k nan kung d mu nagets!
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grabe ka naman ArnieBarney…. ikaw na nga dyan ang mahina ang kokote, malakas pa ang loob mong magreklamo!
get lost!
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graveh.. k namn! mag-agree k nlng 4 da effort.. nag-icp dn bya xa kht papanu.. giv him ”A” 4 d effort..wawa nman,,??ahahaha!!!
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pinoy ka nga! ang simple na lng ng joke hnd mo pa na gets. tanga.
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Di ko Gets
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im sorry to say this but this joke so corny
is this what you called top 10 ?!
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Hindi po kami ang nagbigay ng rating. Tingnan ang page na ito para maintindihan kung paano narating sa Top 10 ang ibang jokes.
http://pinoyjokes.net/main/top-rated-jokes-calculation/
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di ka dapat dito sa jokes nagbabasa…. try the obituary na lang.lol
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nice one..really witty..i love smart jokes.. ^.^
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sobrang kuripot,ptay na nga tinitipid pa..
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parang may kulang.
.. sorry
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haha .. nice naman . kaapelyedo pa nung boyfriend ko … hahhahahaha
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kuripot sya kaya inisa nlng niya ang pagkamatay at pagbenta ng car niya..di naman kasi idetalye dyan..depende na sa utak nio kung magets nio..kung di nio gets ipadetalye nio..wahaha
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its funny. tnx at natawa nanaman ako.. keep it up.
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joke nga eh.. sa bisaya gets to!
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nice one. sayang nga naman. practical lang si mrs. might as well use the rest of the space for ‘practical use’. haha! and you know what makes this joke funnier? those who replied and demand an explanation! FTW! good job guys
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it’s a good joke, i wonder why some people don’t get it. good one
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harry, coz they’re… slooooooww! lol
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TOYOTA FOR SALE para magkapera cya ulit kasi dadami ang gagastuhin nya for 5 words kaya bebenta nya TOYOTA! matipid talaga.. bobo ang hindi naka intindi.. LOL
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tama!! haha! dami naman mga slow gets! haha!
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Very funny and witty ^~^
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Haha! Ayos..
Ewan ko sa iba pero nkakatwa sya. Gusto yta ng karamihan ung mga mbababaw na jokes, ung obvious ung humor..
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LOL, it’s for the brainy…:-D
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nyakzz!!!! nu daw un,,,,,
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nakkks! wawa ka naman… di mo gets? ..este, elementaRY JERK?? lol
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HAhahaa super tipid haha
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HAHAHAHAHAHA! nakakatawa naman! makitid ang utang nung di nakagets! hwhahahahahahahah
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hindi xa korny ha??? meju lng..
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ok mga jokes dito..thanks…
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ang corni nmn ng joke na yan !!!
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PAANO NYO PATATAWANIN ANG MGA BOBO SA ARAW NG FRIDAY?
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Eh di mag JOKE KAYO NGAYONG WEDNESDAY! (Sa mga di ka gets, Don’t worry maiintindihan nyo din yan sa FRIDAY
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mejo corny hehe…
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nyyaaakkkkkkkzzzzzzzzzzz!!!!!!!!!! Di ko gets joke na yan
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hahahahahahahahaha! over sa tipid
DDD
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Funny! I like it.
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ahahaiii hina ng mga utak pag di agad nkuha yan wahhhh
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o.O?.. di masyado maganda..
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pentium 1 and brain.hehehe
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i dont get it … can plz some one explain to us that joke and who can understand it couz i didnt even laugh…
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may anastasia ata sense of humor mo nung nabasa mo
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i dont gets sana gets nung iba para tanungin natin
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Natawa naman ako…Pinabasa ko sa iba at natawa naman sila. Pa-upgrade nyo na yang mga utak nyo. –_–
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…………………… annnnnnnnnnggggggg taaaaaaaannnn nnnnn gggggggaaaaaaa nnnnnggggggg hhinnn nndiiiii mmmmakkkkkaa aaiiiiiinnnnn ttttiiiiiinnnnnndddddiiiii….nag aral ba kayo ng english???baka pati adverb verb tska noun di niyo pa ma identify..!!!!hahaha
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walang kwenta di ko ma getzxxxxx hha!!
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di masyadong nakakatawa eh…pwede jokes na natatawa talaga ako?>///
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you can not laugh again not fummy
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this is a good one… bakit di nila nagets ???
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anga gaganda nga eee idol ko ang naggawa nito?
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Lol ntwa tlga aq!Ahahahaha.. Sa mga nde nka gets, g0sh, its so simple! Sl0w much?Lolz
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