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ang pok-pok at ang costumer

Posted on 09 September 2009 by sweetangel

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Isang araw merong pok-pok (prosti). Tinawag ng costumer at pumasok sa kotse ng costumer na ilang beses nya na nakasex.

Pok-Pok: Oh ano gusto mo gawin ko nanaman!?!

Costumer: Ano pa eh di yan trabaho mo!!!

Pok-Pok:Hindi naman yun ang gusto mo eh na kikita ko sa mga mata mo! sabihin mo na ang totoo!!!

Costumer: Sige na nga paheram ng cellphone mo!

Sinulat ng Costumer ang gusto nyang gawin nang Pok-Pok para sa kanya sa Quike Notes sa cellphone ng Pok-Pok.

Nagulat ang pok-pok!!!

Pok-Pok: Aii nako lagi mo nalang ginagawa sakin nyan eh napapapagod ako pg tutulak ko naman eh..masyado ka eh…papatulak mo nanaman sakin nyan eh sasakit nanaman yung p*k-p*k ko at ang kamay ko!!!at ang paa ko!!!!!

Costumer:Sige 500 thousand sa pag tulak at ng sex, gusto mo? sayang naman pag inayaw mo diba?

Pok-Pok: *sigh* sigi na nga…pero last na toh ah!!

Costumer:oo promise!!!

Lumabas sa kotse ang Pok-Pok at ginawa nya ang pinapagawa ng Costumer!!!

Ang pinagawa ng costumer ay :

ITULAK ANG KOTSE KASI NA UBUSAN NG GASOLINA TINULAK NG BABAE HANGANG

MAKA ABOT NG GASOLINE STATION!!!haha!!!

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17 Comments For This Post

  1. Pinoy Says:

    Walang kwenta Joke mo !!!

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  2. unoh Says:

    baduy
    …walang kwents

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  3. paolo Says:

    wlaa mga magawa nag costomer ka la ko naman yun ano na

    di b

    yun!!!!

    ano

    !!?!!!!!????????!!!!!!?????!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    hahahhahahaha

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  4. gnoyob Says:

    Putsa, ganda ng joke mo a.

    Sex na lang tau para matuwa na man ko sa u.

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  5. session Says:

    wala wenta joke amf corny

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  6. kalyeOnseKwatro Says:

    haaaaay…..
    buhay nga nman…..
    corny

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  7. olen Says:

    sus y au oi.y kwenta

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  8. janna Says:

    bitch what the joke is this

    sino ang dirty minded!!

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  9. ydonz Says:

    ha.ha…mas natuwa pa ako sa commment..HAHAHAHA!!!

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  10. Tigers Says:

    anu yun costumer ? hahaha .. lolx
    customer po ang correct spelling .. hehe .. nice one

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  11. john Says:

    pwede na sigur pero a susuno gandaan mo pa

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  12. pegaboy Says:

    hays, anu ba yan.. Kala ko kung anung tulak yan, CORNY!

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  13. shaira Says:

    ahahaha!!natawa ko dun!!1 wlang kwenta!!!!!!! dapat mwla na ang pokpok sa mundo mangaagaw ng bf! dimonyo!

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  14. mitchang Says:

    baduy mo!!!! yun lng?? naku po!

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  15. mitchang Says:

    KADIRI KA “GNOYOB!! hahahah

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  16. xedess Says:

    hoy kala mo nakakatawa ka?!!!!

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  17. tsuna Says:

    hahahahah…..^_^
    masnatawa pa ko sa mga comment nila kaysa sa joke nya…^_^

    CORNY…

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