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Attempted Rape

Posted on 09 October 2010 by jokergirl

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At Police Station:

Dalaga: Sir, kakasuhan ko po iyong kapitbahay kong si Toto pogi.

Police: Ano ang isasampang kaso mo sa kanya.

Dalaga: Attempted rape po Sir.

Police: E, Baka puedeng maayos niyong dalawa iyan,  total di naman natuloy iyong rape.

Dalaga: Kaya nga nagdedemanda ako Sir,  dahil di pa niya itinuloy.

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5 Comments For This Post

  1. sweet Says:
    November 4th, 2010 at 4:29 pm

    nakakatuwa mga jokes nyo!!!!!
    he heh..

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  2. angel cabilan Says:
    November 4th, 2010 at 10:19 pm

    hahahaha…ka joker!

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  3. laila Says:
    November 8th, 2010 at 5:14 pm

    haha,,,
    nice joke,,,

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  4. yszabhelle Says:
    November 16th, 2010 at 9:08 pm

    kakatawa….hahaha….damihan niuh pah huh….

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  5. franzcine Says:
    March 12th, 2011 at 9:03 pm

    hahahaha napak gm ng babae

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