Magaling na raw

Padala ni: Mark Jhon B. Sa Mental Hospital Doctor: anong gagawin mo pag nakalabas ka na ng mental? Patient: titiradurin ko ang buwan! Doctor: mag stay kapa ng 5 buwan. 5 months later Patient: uuwi nako samin Doctor: tapos? Patient: mag t-trabaho ako Doctor: tapos? Patient: manliligaw ako ng babae Doctor: tapos? Patient: magpapakasal kami […]

Beware of automated translation

Here is an FB post on the timeline of a friend. In the English translation, question is: After 11 years of marriage, which is “still hard”? Green? Perhaps.

Ref ng Hayop

Submitted by: Prince Alonte Student:Sir Meron akong tanong. Sir:Ano yun. Student:Paano Ilagay and elepante sa ref. Sir:Hindi ko Alam Student:Simple lang buksan ang ref at ipasok ang elepante Sir:ok Student:Paano ipasok and Kabayo sa ref. Sir:Simple lang buksan ang ref at ipasok and kabayo. Student: Mali sir Buksan ang ref at Paalisin mo lang ang […]


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