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Jeepney

Posted on 26 July 2010 by ghost

Bago lang si Juan sa Maynila…sumakay xa ng Jeep but d nya alam kung paano ang pagpara nito.

Juan: (nag-iisip) gagayahin ko na lang kung papanong pagpara ng ibang pasahero dito.
Mama: Para poh!
Ayun huminto ang driver at bumaba ang pasahero.
Juan: Yun lang pla ang sasabihin ko…
Sinubukan ni Juan..ginaya nya ang sinabi ng lalaki…at huminto ang jeep. Continue Reading

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