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Bakit namatay si FPJ?

Posted on 04 February 2010 by kelvinche

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Nagdadasal si FPJ ng taimtim pagkatapos ng pagkatalo sa halalan

FPJ: (pabulong) panginoon, bakit po nyo ako hinayaan na matalo sa halalan?

Lord: ( Di umimik)

FPJ: Naririnig nyo po ba ako? bakit hinayaan nyo pong dayain ng kalaban ko?

Lord: (Tahimik)

FPJ: Diyos ko, bakit ganyan po kayo? di nyo po dinidinig mga dasal ko!

Lord: Anak, kung magbubulong bulong ka lang jan hindi talaga kita maririnig, Halika dito

hahaha

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9 Comments For This Post

  1. Arda Says:
    February 7th, 2010 at 9:34 pm

    I like the jokes! Humorous truth only in the Philippines!

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  2. shannue :D Says:
    February 15th, 2010 at 9:28 pm

    Look Great. pwde, pwde. CLAPS!! :P

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  3. gieza Says:
    February 16th, 2010 at 5:15 pm

    Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see.

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  4. chaka Says:
    February 17th, 2010 at 6:02 pm

    awts…..ang mais naman super…!!!

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  5. PENTAN DAIDOJI Says:
    February 21st, 2010 at 7:28 pm

    HAHAHAAHAHA!

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  6. Kelvinche Says:
    February 24th, 2010 at 10:18 pm

    @ gieza. joke nga lang to eh. bakit serious ka?

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  7. mhike Says:
    March 11th, 2010 at 10:56 am

    …remember the second commandment, thou shall not put the Lord’s name in vain!REMINDER ONLY!

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  8. Else Says:
    March 12th, 2010 at 11:49 pm

    pwde.. hehehhe

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  9. witty Says:
    June 16th, 2010 at 12:37 am

    I like it. Okay ang pagkakagawa.

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