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Before and after so many years of marriage

Posted on 18 November 2009 by dayunyor

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BEFORE MARRIAGE
He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: NO! Don’t even think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course! Over and over!
She: Have you ever cheated on me?
He: NO! Why are you even asking?
She: Will you kiss me?
He: Every chance I get!
She: Will you hit me?
He: Are you crazy! I’m not that kind of person!
She: Can I trust you?
He: Yes.
She: Darling!

AFTER MARRIAGE
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9 Comments For This Post

  1. zieg Says:

    wow, nce1.. hhahahha im surprised… hehhe

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  2. king 18 Says:

    whahahaha
    nyc 1

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  3. Ms. Hamlette Says:

    Not all marriage happens this way…But YES, there are some…We’ll just have to accept the fact that we are HUMANS and do merely or not commit mistakes…

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  4. nvm, Says:

    haha.. so this is what i’m talkin about. :D D
    nice! :) )

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  5. The Worminator Says:

    ahahaha…. almost th best joke that I’ve read!!!

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  6. Kombat Says:

    ms. hamlette is so serious, we’re just having some fun here…

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  7. jonalyn Says:

    ok,fine now i understand!!!!!! QUITE GOOD…..go on make some more good jokes!!!!

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  8. Toochie Says:

    nAKakatawa tlaga paano kya 2 na combine matalino ang GumaWa NI2 nOh?!!
    =)

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  9. juna Says:

    e para mo na din sinabing wag na mag asawa.

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