BEFORE MARRIAGE
He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: NO! Don’t even think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course! Over and over!
She: Have you ever cheated on me?
He: NO! Why are you even asking?
She: Will you kiss me?
He: Every chance I get!
She: Will you hit me?
He: Are you crazy! I’m not that kind of person!
She: Can I trust you?
He: Yes.
She: Darling!
AFTER MARRIAGE
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November 19th, 2009 at 12:52 pm
wow, nce1.. hhahahha im surprised… hehhe
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November 20th, 2009 at 5:12 pm
whahahaha
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November 23rd, 2009 at 8:05 pm
Not all marriage happens this way…But YES, there are some…We’ll just have to accept the fact that we are HUMANS and do merely or not commit mistakes…
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December 5th, 2009 at 10:27 pm
haha.. so this is what i’m talkin about.
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nice!
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December 12th, 2009 at 9:52 pm
ahahaha…. almost th best joke that I’ve read!!!
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January 7th, 2010 at 6:53 pm
ms. hamlette is so serious, we’re just having some fun here…
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May 13th, 2010 at 3:10 am
ok,fine now i understand!!!!!! QUITE GOOD…..go on make some more good jokes!!!!
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December 1st, 2011 at 11:31 pm
nAKakatawa tlaga paano kya 2 na combine matalino ang GumaWa NI2 nOh?!!
=)
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December 30th, 2011 at 4:20 pm
e para mo na din sinabing wag na mag asawa.
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