Dear wife:
I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you forever. I’ve been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell.
Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today & that was the last straw. Last week, you came home & didn’t even notice I had a new haircut, had cooked your favorite meal & even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. You ate in 2 minutes, & went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps.
You don’t tell me you love me anymore; you don’t want anything that connects us as husband & wife. Either you are cheating on me or you don’t love me anymore; whatever the case, I’m gone.
Your EX-Husband
P.S. don’t try to find me. Your SISTER & I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life!
Dear Ex-Husband
Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter.
It’s true you & I have been married for 7 years, although a good man is a far cry from what you’ve been. I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining & griping Too bad that doesn’t work. I DID notice when you got a hair cut last week, but the 1st thing that came to mind was ‘You look just like a girl!’ Since my mother raised me not to say anything if you can’t say something nice, I didn’t comment. And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY SISTER, because I stopped eating pork 7 years ago. About those new silk boxers: I turned away from you because the $49.99 price tag was still on them, & I prayed it was a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed $50 from me that morning.
Despite all of thse, I still loved you & felt we could work it out. So when I hit the lotto for 10 million dollars, I quit my job & bought us 2 tickets to Jamaica. But when I got home you were gone. Everything happens for a reason, I guess.
I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said that the letter you wrote ensures you won’t get a dime from me.
So take care.
Signed,
Your Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell & Free!
P.S. I don’t know if I ever told you this, but my sister Carla was born Carl(man)……… I hope that’s not a problem !
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September 14th, 2009 at 3:08 pm
nice 1…. love it…
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September 14th, 2009 at 3:34 pm
Hahaha That’s one good Filipino Joke! I’ve got to be one of your fans! Hello! Are you really an australian also? I wanna add your blog to my new project pinoyblogprofits. I wanna bring lots of istambay pinoys who aren’t doing much money. I want to help them get online. And provide simple knowledge and basics since I am a beginner too.
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September 17th, 2009 at 1:49 am
haha.. lol.. nice one..:)
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October 1st, 2009 at 9:46 pm
Wow! What a nice Joke!It happens in real life too.
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October 5th, 2009 at 8:39 am
bwa ha ha ha!!!!!! sobrang nakakatawa, buti nga sa mga salawahan….
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October 31st, 2009 at 7:01 pm
ang cute naman tanga yung lalaki he didnt undestand muna the girl why she do that yan kz mga tanga….
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November 23rd, 2009 at 8:51 am
i like this one (^-^)..yah..things happen for a reason..
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December 7th, 2009 at 8:02 pm
read this one in my e-mail but still makes me smile.
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May 13th, 2010 at 3:46 am
wow,das war klasse.in german in englisch wow,really great,in ay,yay,yayang galing……….really good
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March 3rd, 2011 at 2:24 am
haha! asstig! \m/
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January 9th, 2012 at 9:39 pm
very good. Ang galing mo
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