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Nakipagdate ang lalaking kulang ang kaalaman!!!!!

Posted on 09 January 2012 by PJ Guest

babae;ano ang zodiac sign mo?
nag-isip ang lalaki kc hndi nya alam yun””
lalaki:ikaw muna?
babae;ako nga pala cancer!
nkakuha ng idea ang lalake
at napaisip nya skit ata yun?
lalaki;ah ako tonsel!
tumawa ng mlakas ang babae.
at na phiya ang lalaki sbay sabi!
lalaki;ikaw nman ngbibiro lang ang totoo
goiter zodiac sign ko!!!!!!
waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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pick up lines

Posted on 22 December 2011 by PJ Guest

christmas ka ba? bakit? kais i will merry you eh
panyo ka ba? bakit? kasi pinapawi mo luha ko pag malungkot ako eh
bangin ka ba? bakit? kasi nahuhulog luha ko sayo eh
bola ka ba? bakit? kasi tumatalbog ka sa puso ko eh
lumiliit ka ba? bakit? kasi dati nasa isip kita ngayon nasa puso nakita

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Jeepney

Posted on 26 July 2010 by ghost

Bago lang si Juan sa Maynila…sumakay xa ng Jeep but d nya alam kung paano ang pagpara nito.

Juan: (nag-iisip) gagayahin ko na lang kung papanong pagpara ng ibang pasahero dito.
Mama: Para poh!
Ayun huminto ang driver at bumaba ang pasahero.
Juan: Yun lang pla ang sasabihin ko…
Sinubukan ni Juan..ginaya nya ang sinabi ng lalaki…at huminto ang jeep. Continue Reading

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flash

Posted on 10 July 2010 by xer

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CONCLUSION AND OPINION

Posted on 24 February 2010 by Mr_Malibog

Q: What is the difference between “Conclusion” & “Opinion”?

A: Kung na CONCLUSION, ibig sabihin hindi kayo ay pinapayagang sa loob. So, kung na OPINION, pagkatapos ay nangangahulugan na ikaw ay pinahihintulutan na ipasok ang iyong xxx.

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ano tawag sa…??

Posted on 28 January 2010 by jarazea ron

Q:anong tawag sa maliit na unan?

A:edi…………UNANO!!

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ANONG KOTSE..

Posted on 22 July 2009 by meow

anong kotse ang maarte??

edi HonDUH..

e ung mas maarte?

edi MazDUH..

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English to French to Tagalog

Posted on 22 July 2009 by alexa may

Let’s learn French. Oui?

Note: There is no translation to Tagalog. But if you know Tagalog,
you would find it very funny especially some words and presumably
every Filipino knows who Joseph “Erap” Estrada, former president of
the Philippines, whom the intellectual community considers him as
“Bobo” for his carabao English and lack of educational attainment. — GM

1. TURN – le coup
2. LITER – le true
3. BEHIND – le coud
4. ALMS – le mousse
5. FIVE – le ma
6 . FLY – le pad
7. DID NOT TAKE A BATH – le bag
8. CONFUSED – le tou
9. NO LONGER A VIRGIN – les pag
10. UNFAITHFUL HUSBAND – cou ma le wah
11. CITY – ce vou
12. DRUGS – sha vou
13. GOODBYE – va vou
14. MUSICAL BAND – com vou
15. BALD – cal vou
16. CAUGHT IN THE ACT – na vou coup, na coup!!
17. FEATHERS – valahe vou
18. UNCLEAR – ma la vou
19. SINK – lah va vou
20. COCONUT – vou coup
21. OPEN WIDE – vou camou
22. CIRCUMCISE – vou ratattouile
23. ALWAYS UP – va yagriah
24. YOU’RE HOT – le voug mou
25. WASHROOM – coup vaetta
26. JAIL – coup lou ngan
27. SUPER BOOBS – la que zõusõu
28. BUGER – cõup la ngõut
29. WOUNDS – va cõup cängh
30. BIG MOUTH – chez moussa
31. NAGGER – vou nga nguerrah
32. TADPOL – vou teiteh
33. JOSEPH ESTRADA – vou vou!!

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