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kawawa

Posted on 20 December 2011 by PJ Guest

girl: alam mo, ikaw lang ang pinaka naiiba sa mga manliligaw ko.
boy: bakit? pano mo nasabi?
girl: ikaw lang ang walang pag- asa.
haha. goodbyefriendship_helloheartache@yahoo.com
add mo ko sa fb ha. ^^

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PICK up lines ko….

Posted on 03 December 2011 by PJ Guest

UTOT ba ako?
kasi lagi mo kong tinatanggi sa harap ng mga tao?

Sili ka ba?
kasi you really really make me feel HOT!!!!!

Swordsman ka ba?
kasi sobrang sakit ng binaon mo sa puso ko…

eraser ka ba?
Kasi binura mo sila sa puso ko!!!
IKAW Na!!! Alam mo yan…

antotzz to..add me @ Lianrodriguez7 1f you want more pick-up lines..

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baliw na babae

Posted on 25 October 2011 by PJ Guest

lalake:will you marry me babae:Do you have a BMW
lalake:No
babae:do you have a house
lalake:no
babae:Do you have a supply of kitchen
lalake:no but
babae:no buts i will not marry you
lalake:(nasa isip) How can i buy a Bmw because i have a 2 Ferrari and 1 porche and why will i buy a house because i have 1 village and why should i buy a supply of kitchen because i have a store

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Pag-ibig na Naglaho!

Posted on 24 October 2011 by PJ Guest

May mag syota na di na nagkita ng 2 months.. then 1 day nagkita silla ulit..

ang unang tanong ng girl sa boy..

“MAHAL MO PA BA AKO?”

Hindi nakasagot ang boy. ang ginawa niya..

kinuha nya ang kamay ng girl sabay itinapat
sa kanyang dibdib.

At duon napaiyak yung girl..

kasi may boobs na pala ang bruka !

mujer na pala siya=)

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si good looking?

Posted on 23 October 2011 by PJ Guest

BOY : Ganda ng lips mo ..
GIRL : Thanks ..

BOY : Ganda ng Eyes mo ..
GIRL : Thanks :”>

BOY : Ganda ng Face mo ..
GIRL : Of Course! :”>

BOY : Lahat maganda sayo ..
GIRL : I know right? >

BOY : Buti ka pa ipinanganak na Good Looking samantalang ako ..
SINUNGALING !!!!

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Jokinq With U

Posted on 11 October 2011 by PJ Guest

Boy: Tindahan ka ba ?

Girl:Bk8?

Boy: Pabile ….

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siomai at hOpia

Posted on 11 October 2011 by PJ Guest

Boy: miss gutom kana b?

Girl: Oo why?

Boy: gusto mo libre kita ng siomai at hopya para i can sio-mai luv for you and hop-ya luv me too …^^

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famous lines

Posted on 08 October 2011 by PJ Guest

famous lines….
girl: pustiso ka ba?
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boy: bakit?
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girl: i can’t smile without you…
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boy: woooh,… luma na ‘yan. baduy pa…
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girl: eh ano bago?
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boy: bagoong ka ba?
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girl: dahil mangga ka bagoong ako,.. bagay tayo?
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boy: hindi,….
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girl: eh ano?
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boy: mabantot ka eh….

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