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Jokinq With U

Posted on 11 October 2011 by PJ Guest

Boy: Tindahan ka ba ?

Girl:Bk8?

Boy: Pabile ….

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siomai at hOpia

Posted on 11 October 2011 by PJ Guest

Boy: miss gutom kana b?

Girl: Oo why?

Boy: gusto mo libre kita ng siomai at hopya para i can sio-mai luv for you and hop-ya luv me too …^^

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famous lines

Posted on 08 October 2011 by PJ Guest

famous lines….
girl: pustiso ka ba?
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boy: bakit?
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girl: i can’t smile without you…
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boy: woooh,… luma na ‘yan. baduy pa…
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girl: eh ano bago?
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boy: bagoong ka ba?
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girl: dahil mangga ka bagoong ako,.. bagay tayo?
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boy: hindi,….
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girl: eh ano?
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boy: mabantot ka eh….

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A RHYME jOke

Posted on 01 October 2011 by PJ Guest

Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss.
But I slept with you because I was pissed!!!

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game show

Posted on 23 September 2011 by PJ Guest

Tatay:ma open nga ang tv
TV:nagbabalik po ang ating q&a(female edition) game show. Ito po ang inyong tanong ms., ano po ang linalagay ng mister niyo sa itlog tuwing umaga

ms. : aba e di baby powder
Tatay:(natapon ang hawak na kape)

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ENERGY DRINK

Posted on 15 September 2011 by PJ Guest

BOY : miss para kang ENERGY DRINK.

GIRL : ENERGY DRINK..talaga?..bakit tuwing nakikita mo ba ako LUMALAKAS ka ?..

BOY : HINDI…para ka kasing COBRA ..

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MAG GF BF

Posted on 13 September 2011 by ddtank

BOY:GIRL PUNTA TAYO SA MADILIM NA LUGAR NG PARKE…….
GIRL:TARA!!!
BOY NAGHUBAD NG PANTALON
GIRL:MAGHUHUBAD NA RIN BA KO!!!!!?
BOY:BAKIT TATAE KA RIN BA?

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AsArAn

Posted on 08 September 2011 by PJ Guest

boy: unggoy k ba?

girl: bastos!

boy: kc sumasabit ka sa puso ko.

girl: tse! phinga k n nga. Continue Reading

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