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Proud to be from the South

SOME NEWS: Southerners have the lowest stress rate because they do not take medical terminology seriously. You are going to die anyway, so live life (and don’t worry so much).  
Southerner’s Medical Dictionary 
Artery…………………………. The study of paintings
Bacteria……………………… Back door to the cafeteria 
Barium………………………. What doctors do when patients die 
Benign………………………. What you be, after you be eight 
Caesarean Section………. A neighborhood [...]

All about marriage

Fact  or fiction (you make the  call):      
1.  Marriages  are made in heaven. But so again, are thunder and lightning.      
2.  After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin… they can’t face each  other, but, they still stay together.      
3.  Married  life is very frustrating.       
.In the first year  of marriage, the man speaks and the woman  listens.      [...]

BUTI PA SIYA

Ang makatang sampay-bakod
Here’s something for your coffee break……….
BUTI PA SIYA
Buti pa ang kalendaryo, may date Buti pa ang Hersheys, may kisses Buti pa ang probability, may chance YUNG IBANG TAO, WALA.
Buti pa ang Paranaque, may BF Buti pa ang farm, may chicks Buti pa ang halaman, may nagaalaga YUNG IBANG TAO, WALA.
Buti pa ang nitso, [...]

Ang Pinakamagulong Pamilya

Nagkita sina Jayson at Justin sa isang bus stop at nag-usap sila. Panay-panay ang kwento ni Justin ng mga problema sa kanyang pamilya. [...]

Psychiatrists vs. Bartenders

EVER SINCE I WAS A CHILD, I’VE ALWAYS HAD A FEAR OF SOMEONE UNDER MY BED AT NIGHT. SO I WENT TO A SHRINK AND TOLD HIM:
‘I’ve got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there’s somebody under it. I’m scared. I think I’m going crazy.’
‘Just put yourself in my [...]

The psychiatrist and the patient

EVER SINCE I WAS A CHILD, I HAVE ALWAYS HAD A FEAR OF SOMEONE HIDING UNDER MY BED AT NIGHT. SO I WENT TO A PSYCHIATRIST AND TOLD HIM :
‘I’ve got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there’s somebody under it. I’m scared. I think I’m going crazy..’
‘Just put yourself [...]

In-flight jokes

This is one email that I would like to share. Not actually a Filipino joke, but am sure you will also enjoy these jokes too.
The jokes are about Kulula Airline which has its head office situated in Johannesburg. Kulula airline attendants make an effort to make the in-flight “safety lecture” and announcements a [...]

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