Noon at Ngayon

polo, pantalon, tshirt at sapatos sa 20 pesos noon

June 20, 2012 by PJ Guest 2 Comments

lolo: noong kapanahunan ko pag may 20 pesos ako meron na akong polo, pntalon sapatos at tshirt.
apo: ngayun po lolo!anung diperensya noon at ngayun?
lolo; ngayun di ko na magagawa yan ngayun, kasi meron ng surveilance camera

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isang lingguhang sulat

April 16, 2012 by PJ Guest 3 Comments

dear itay
sumulat aqo ngaung lunes para maihulog qo ng martes,matanggap nyo ng ng miyerkules, mabasa nui ng huwebes, sasagutin nyo ng biyernes,, maihuhulog nui ng sabado,, para magmit ko ang pera ng linggo
SAGOT NG AMA
dear anak
ung sulat mo nung lunes, n na naihulog mo ng martes ay natanggap ko ng miyerkules,, nabasa ko nung huwebes,, [...]

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noon at ngayon – magnanakaw

November 25, 2011 by PJ Guest Leave a Comment

noon – ang magnanakaw ay nagnanakaw muna bago tumakbo!!
ngayon – tumatakbo muna ang magnanakaw bago magnakaw!
Di mo na gets diba? dati merong nagnakaw na tumakbo bilang opisyal sa gobyerno!
Peace walang tatamaan!

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KAGANDAHAN

October 15, 2011 by PJ Guest 2 Comments

MGA PANGET: WAHT IS BEAUTY IF YOUR BRAIN IS EMPTY
GANTI NG MGA MAGAGANDA AT GWAPO: WEH DI NGA! WHAT IS KNOWLEDGE IF YOUR BRAIN IS DAMAGED

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ENGLISH PRO NAKAKATAWA!!!!!!!!

September 25, 2011 by PJ Guest 3 Comments

â™¥ Before Marriage â™¥
Boy: At last i can Hardly wait!
Girl: Do you want me to leave?
Boy: No don”t even think about it!
Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Of course, always!
Girl: Have you ever cheated on me?
Boy: No, why are you asking?
Girl: Will you kiss me?
Boy: Every chance i get
Girl: Will you slap me?
Boy: Hell no, are [...]

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TAMEME SILA

September 11, 2011 by PJ Guest 2 Comments

Nung teen ager pa ako, pag may pinupuntahan akong kasalan, lagi akong tinutukso ng mga kamag-anak ko ng, “Uuuuyyyyy….susunod na sya…..”. Naiinis ako kasi bata pa

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Delirium tremens

December 15, 2010 by Mr Anecdote Leave a Comment

Two men drink up a bottle of vodka. Nothing. They buy another bottle and drink that up, too. Still nothing. Money is almost gone. One of them has an idea:
“Let’s take couple of beers and go to sauna!”
So they do but with no results.
“I have a friend who knows how to get high without any [...]

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