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Posted on 16 January 2012 by PJ Guest

Boy: Dok! Dok!
Dok: oh bakit problema:
Boy: Sumasakit tyan ko dok pag umiinom ako ng softdrinks
‘pero pag libre..hindi naman>..
(chinek-up sya ni dok)
Dok: hmm manipis na pala atay mo eh,,
pero makapal ang mukha mo…

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Anak at nanay

Posted on 04 January 2012 by PJ Guest

Juan: nay, pnpatawag ka po sa skol,
Nanay: bkit, my gnawa ka na naman bang katarantaduhan?
Juan: eh bka ikaw nay, ikw pnapatawag eh.

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ang lamok

Posted on 24 December 2011 by PJ Guest

isang batang lamok ang katatapos lang sa kanyang unang paglipad , Tatay ng batang lamok:Kamusta naman ang iyong unang paglipad????? Batang lamok: Ang saya lahat pumapalakpak sa akin

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PANU KUMUHA NG MANGGA ANG MGA TANGA??

Posted on 24 December 2011 by PJ Guest

Panu kumuha ng mangga ang mga tanga??
una aakyat sila sa pinakatuktok ng puno tapos pag narating na nila ung bunga , hahawakan nila kung hinog na ito, kung hinog na baba sila , atska nila susungkitin :D

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fairy and the girl

Posted on 23 December 2011 by PJ Guest

a conversation of a fairy and a girl girl: gawin mu akung pinakababaliwan ng mga lalaki!

fairy: cge gagawin kitang dota!…..

hahahahahah

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Eulogy for a playboy Daddy

Posted on 14 December 2011 by PJ Guest

A playboy died…
PRIEST: He is an honest guy, a loving husband and a true family man…
WIFE: (whispered to her son.) Anak, Naku check mo nga, hindi ata Daddy mo naburol dyan.

Submitted by: Emsky

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Dalawang Butiki

Posted on 04 December 2011 by PJ Guest

Butiki 1:tumambling ka nga.
Butiki 2:sige
Tumambling si Butiki 2. Laglag sya.
Pumalakpak si Butiki 1.
Nalaglag si Butiki 1.
Butiki 1 at 2:AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Yan ang dahilan kung bakit nalalaglag ang mga butiki.

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wayis

Posted on 04 November 2011 by PJ Guest

anak: Nay san po yung wayis
nanay:ang laki mo na hindi mo pa masabi ang walis………….
nandun sa suyok!!!!!!!!!!!

epal na nanay sha din ang bulol!!!!!

joshua alob

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