Q: what did the cake say to the knife
A: you wanna piece of me?

Q:what is the favorite subject of the witch in school
A:spelling

Q:what did the pirate say when his booty is stuck in the refrigerator
A:shiver me booty!

Q: what did the waiter do?
A: he waits

Q:what is the recipe of peanutbutter?
A:mix peanut and butter

ok that’s all enjoy!

An old lady walks along a street, carrying a big bag in one hand, and a small bag in another hand. In every step she makes, a 5-dollar bill falls down from the bigger bag. A policeman approaches:

“There’s money dropping out from your bag, madam.”

“Thank you, son,” says the old woman, “I’ll just go back and pick it up.”

“Well, but where is the money from?” investigates the officer. “I mean, you didn’t steal it or anything?”
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Summer. Two ukrainian farmers walk on the road. One of them stoppes suddenly, stares around with unbelief in his eyes, and asks from another: 

“Why, Vlass, did you see what I saw? Did three headless cyclists just drive by?“ 

“Yes, Mykola, they did,” answers Vlass. “I think you might want to carry your scythe on another shoulder.”

Mrs. Agathe’s dishwasher quit working so she called a repairman. Since she had to go to work the next day, she told him, “I’ll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter, and I’ll mail you the check. Oh, and by the way…don’t worry about my Doberman. He won’t bother you. But, whatever you do, do NOT under ANY circumstances talk to my parrot!” Continue Reading

Isang umaga sa labas ng bahay ng kanilang mga amo nag-uusap ang mga katulong tungkol sa kanilang mga ninuno…

inday1: Alam mo ba na mayaman ang ninuno ko at sa sobrang yaman nila ang laki rin ng bahay nila biruin mo pupunta lang sila ng banyo kailangan pa nilang sumakay ng dyip..kaso lang naghirap sila at naibenta ang bahay.. Continue Reading

bata:mommy , mommy pde ba q punta america??

mommy:uu naman isip ka muna apat na english words…

kinabukasan……

bata:mommy,mommy naka isip na q!! Continue Reading

once upon a time,

there was a small passenger plane cruising in the air

carrying 3 passengers-a priest, a boy scout and a president of a firm,

when suddenly, the engine went dead! Continue Reading

A not necessarily well-prepared student sat in his life science classroom, staring at a question on the final exam paper.

The question directed:

“Give four advantages of breast milk.” Continue Reading