A business plan

An old lady walks along a street, carrying a big bag in one hand, and a small bag in another hand. In every step she makes, a 5-dollar bill falls down from the bigger bag. A policeman approaches: “There’s money dropping out from your bag, madam.” “Thank you, son,” says the old woman, “I’ll just […]

Grim reaper

Summer. Two ukrainian farmers walk on the road. One of them stoppes suddenly, stares around with unbelief in his eyes, and asks from another:  “Why, Vlass, did you see what I saw? Did three headless cyclists just drive by?“  “Yes, Mykola, they did,” answers Vlass. “I think you might want to carry your scythe on […]

The repairman, the doberman and the parrot

Mrs. Agathe’s dishwasher quit working so she called a repairman. Since she had to go to work the next day, she told him, “I’ll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter, and I’ll mail you the check. Oh, and by the way…don’t worry about my Doberman. He […]

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