Saklay

Manong: Father meron poh duun lalake naka saklay na nag lalakad sa loob. Father: anu naman pede naman lahat pumasok sa simbahan dahil ito ay bahay dalanginan Manong: kasi po yung lalake na naka saklay ay tinanggal ang saklay at naglakad Father: it’s a miracle. (sabay sign of the cross) Manong: anung miracle father, tingnan […]

Ang pari AT ang sister

Pari: Sister, halika dito sa silid. Sister: Diyos ko. Pari: Isara mo ang pinto, patayin mo ang ilaw! Sister: Diyos ko. Pari: Tabi kas sakin. Sister: Oh God! Pari: Tingnan mo itong relo ko Glow in the dark!

The Going Rate

A priest is hearing confessions one afternoon when he  has to go to the bathroom. He calls janitor over to take his place. The janitor resists saying he  isn’t a Catholic or a priest and will not know what to say. The priest assures him that everything will be fine if he just follows the […]


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