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mga tanong at sagot na nakakainis
Posted on 09 March 2012 by PJ Guest
T:bkit binubuksan ang bintana tuwing umaga?
J:syempre sarado!,bkit bubuksan mo pa ba kung nkabukas na?!
………..
T:anong isda ang lumalaki pa?
J:maliliit na isda
………..
T:anong tinapay ang hindi kinakain ang gitna?
J:doughnut!try mo kayang kainin ung gitna!
……….
T:sa tuktok ng bubong may tandang, saan mangingitlog ung tandang?
ana:sa bubong!
juan:bobo!?kailan pa nangitlog ung tandang
top 1:juan
Tags: funny jokes
Pambansang Hayop
Posted on 27 October 2011 by PJ Guest
Teacher:ano ang ating pambansang hayop?
Nagsisimula ito sa letter ‘K’
Juan:Kuto!
Teacher:mali! nasa lupa ito!
Juan:kutong lupa!
Teacher:mali!Malaki ito!
Juan:Higanting kuto!
Teacher:mali! Nagta2pos ito sa letrang ‘W’!
Juan: KUTOW!
Teacher:mali! Last clue,may sungay ito!
Juan:Demonyong KUTOW!
Teacher:GET OUT!!!!!!!!!……………………..
Tags: ())HAHA()
WHO YOU?
Posted on 26 October 2011 by PJ Guest
AMA: ANAK, KAPAG BUMAGSAK KA SA EXAMS, KALIMUTAN MO NA LANG NA MAY TATAY KA.
(PAGKATAPOS NG EXAMS)
AMA: KAMUSTA ANG EXAMS,ANAK?
ANAK: HU U?
Tags: 121213
pilosopong anak !!
Posted on 20 October 2011 by PJ Guest
ANAK: nay pinatmbling ako kanina sa school!!!!
NANAY: gaga ka gusto lang nila makita ang panti mo !!
ANAK: alam ko kya nga tinago ko sa bag ung panti ko eh!!!
hahhahahahah!!!!
Tags: ())HAHA()
english daw
Posted on 15 October 2011 by PJ Guest
teacher: LAHAT TAYO MAGSASALITA SA ENGLISH
PUPILS: YES MAM
PEDRO: MAM MAY I GO OUT
TEACHER: WHY?
PEDRO: BECAUSE I AM FATHER MOTHER ME
TEACHER: WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THAT
PEDRO: TATA INA AKO
Tags: ()=)[ahmvoters]=---
Saturday bukas o Bukas ay saturday?
Posted on 15 October 2011 by PJ Guest
juan: Sir,ano po ba dapat ang pagbikas nito, saturday bukas o bukas ay saturday? teacher: Parehong mali!
juan: Bakit ho?
teacher: Martes pa lang bukas.
Tags: titser
juan at teacher
Posted on 26 September 2011 by PJ Guest
TEACHER:
magpapa-class picture tayo para paglaki nyo, sasabihin nyo:
“wow si dodong police na,
… wow si inday teacher na,
wow si tomas doctor na,
JUAN: wow si mam!
PATAY NA..
TEACHER: umupo ka.. wag kang sasali!
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