Dominic Luarca
Teacher: ano ang ating pambansang hayop? Nagsisimula sa letter “K”.
Student: Kuto?
Teacher: mali, nagtatapos sa letter W!
Student: Kutow!
Teacher: mali, may sungay to.
Student: Demonyong kutow!
Teacher: GET OUT!

Titser: Ano ang hugis ng mundo?
Juan: Kuwadrado po, maam!
Titser: Hindi! Ang mundo ay bilog.
Juan: Pero maam, sabi ng lolo ko, narating na niya ang APAT na sulok ng mundo. May sulok po ba ang bilog?

By Rob S J

LOLO: APO, APO, MAGTAGO KA DALI, NANJAN TEACHER MO, ABSENT KA PA NAMAN SA KLASE MO,,

APO: NAKU MAGTAGO KA DIN LOLO,, KASI SABI KO NAMATAY KA KAYA ABSENT AKO!!

By rosalie d.

teacher: pupils, i have a question ” sino sa inyo ang nakaka kilala kay Jose Rizal?”

(walang sumasagot sa mga pupils)

pupil: (hindi nakatiis nag taas ng kamay) “ma’am baka po sa kabilang room yun  =)

Teacher: Use “Puera” in a sentence

Juan: All our teachers are beautiful.

Teacher: where’s the puera word there

Juan:puera po kayo maam

Here are images of actual answers of students in classrooms:

This is old but in case you have not read yet.

A first-grade teacher, Ms. Neelam was having trouble with one of her students the teacher asked,”Boy, what is your problem?”

Boy answered, “I’m too smart for the first-grade. My sister is in the third-grade and I’m smarter than she is! I think I should be in the third-grade too!” Continue Reading

Teacher: Our Lesson for today is Science.

Teacher: What is Science.?

Juan: Mam! Mam! aLam ko yan. Continue Reading