Magkumare:
Mare 1: lam mo naloko ko yung tindera”.
Mare 2: tlga mare: pano??
Mare 1: Kasi nagload ako sa kanya, eh wala naman akong cellphone:hahaha
NALOKO!!ako?
Pinoy Henyo “KUTSILYO”
Pedro: Tao ba To?
Juan: Hindi.
Pedro: Lugar ba to?
Juan: Hindi!
Pedro: Bagay ba to?
Juan: Oo! Oo!
Pedro: Gamit sa bahay?
Juan: Oo!
Pedro: Ginagamit sa Kusina?
Juan: Oo! Oo!
Pedro: Matalim ba to?
Juan: Oo!
Pedro: Ginagamit panghiwa ng sibuyas at bawang?
Juan: Oo! Oo!
Pedro: Pass!
Toink!
Would you believe ?
Would you believe that I had ..
09 Break ups
49 admirers
19 boyfriends
35 affairs
79 MU’s and ..
8 heartaches?
Do you believe ??
Yes or No ?
for me ….. ?
No, of course ! That’s my mobile number ! ”
Balikon na’g tan aw ron … HAHAHA !
pedro :))
Pedro: niloko ko ung
tindera kanina.
Juan: paano
mo naman niloko
ang mga tanga…
Tanga 1: oi! pwedeng akyatin mo yung santol tapos pisilin mo para alam natin kung hinog na…
Tanga 2: Sige…
Tanga 1:Anu hinog na?
Tanga 2: OO!!
Tanga 1: Geh, baba ka na dito sungkitin na natin…
hahahah!!
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