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cheesy banat lines (part 2)

Posted on 13 August 2010 by mariela

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  1. I lost my number. Can I have yours?
  2.  I forgot your name. Can I call you mine?
  3.  Pustiso ka ba? Kasi I can’t smile without you.
  4.  Nabibingi ka na ba? Coz my heart has been screaming out your name
    for quite some time now.
  5. Tapos na ba ung exam mo? Para ako naman sagutin mo.
  6. Alam mo ba na scientist ako? At ikaw yung LAB ko.
  7.  May lisensya ka ba? Coz you’re driving me crazy.
  8. May kilala ka bang gumagawa ng relo? May sira ata relo ko. Pag ikaw
    kasi kasama ko, humihinto ang oras ko.
  9.  Aanhin pa ang gravity, kung lagi lang akong mahuhulog sa iyo?
  10. Mahilig ka ba magluto na pancit canton? Kasi pag kasama kita,feeling ko, “LUCKY ME.”
  11.  Am I a bad shooter? Coz I keep on missing you.
  12. Favorite subject mo ba geometry? Kasi kahit anong angle, ang cute mo.
  13. Hindi tayo tao, hindi rin tayo hayop. Bagay tayo! Bagay!!!
  14.  Pwede ba kitang maging sidecar? Kasi single kasi ako!
  15. Pwede ba kitang maging driver? Para ikaw na magpatakbo ng buhay ko.
  16. Nasaan ka kagabi? Wala ka kasi sa panaginip ko.
  17. BOY: Is this seat taken? GIRL: NO, and so am I.
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55 Comments For This Post

  1. bryan cirera Says:

    hindi kaba napapagod??
    Ksi mg’hapon ka nang’tumatakbo sa isip ko!!

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  2. kim sang sanbe Says:

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  3. CHRYSKIE Says:

    PANALO !! ANG BIGAT BAH .. KA2INLUV LARN ..HAHAHA

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  4. miss yellow kiss Says:

    Astig naman… can somebody share this on facebook? hmpf!

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  5. asnea Says:

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  6. asnea Says:

    I really like it. It is a creative one. Can i Save?

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  7. khim Says:

    this is really cool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  8. emman Says:

    hahaha wow! fast runner ba sya?

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  9. jay Says:

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  10. putot Says:

    Troso ka ba? Ang sarap mong sibaking eh.
    Buko ka ba? Ang sarap mong biyakin eh.

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  11. 24ken Says:

    damn ! astig nito :D love it !

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  12. Camille Says:

    .ang cute aman nito……,nakakainlove…ang cheeeezi.,.,.hahahahaha

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  13. Camille Gem Says:

    .ganda ng mga to,,,pwd ba makahingi ng kopya.hahahahaha….sobra at napaka cheeeeeezzzzzzssssssi nito….

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  14. masarap Says:

    pano tayo makakabuo, kung d ako papatung sayo.[hallowblocks]
    kung kelan kainitan at akoy basang basa saka mo ako ibibitin. [sinampay]

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  15. jep Says:

    ang puso ko parang 7 eleven kasi 24 hours bukas para sa yo :D

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  16. jasmin_cutie Says:

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  17. moonlord! Says:

    well, this ain’t a poem po! hehe!

    “kung magkakaroon ako ng tindahan
    wag kang magrereklamo ah??

    sayo lang kasi ako MAGMAMAHAL eh!”

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  18. zandy Says:

    kung ako makukulong..
    mas nanaisin ko ng makulong sa puso mo habang buhay..:)

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  19. RICHARD Says:

    BISYO KABA? BAKIT? NDI MUKO MAIWASAN?
    NDI SINISIRA MU KASI BUHAY KO. HAHAHAHA…..

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  20. RICHARD Says:

    sanka pumunta kagabi? asa bahay lang, bakit?
    ahhh.. kaya pala walakasa panaginip ko! :)

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  21. Martin Fuentes Lapuz Jr. (FB) Says:

    parang may diabetes na yata ako……… ang sweet mo kasi… :D

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  22. adei Says:

    ,..ang cute..ayieee

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  23. alexa antonio Says:

    hehe…i like! parang pizza lang,…
    sobrang cheezy!
    ^^ <3

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  24. NATHANIEL Says:

    hm maganda naman lahat
    pero ithink kulang pa.
    :) )

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  25. Nj Kris Says:

    manager ka ba? kc lahat ng cnasabi mo sinusunod ko eh.:-)

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  26. jason Says:

    boy- ms. pwede papicture tau

    girl-bakit?

    boy-para madeveloped tau.

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  27. Zuzzette Says:

    ang kyutte ! hehe :p

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  28. KATE :) Says:

    PLEMA KABA? DIKA KASI MAALIS SA DIBDIB KO E :)

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  29. caloy Says:

    ganda ng mga banat qoutes

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  30. Patrick Says:

    alam mo gusto kitang i-date sa sementeryo. pra mapatunayan ko ng patay na patay ako sayo. :)

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  31. Jamii Says:

    ..nawawala ka ba? kasi lagi kitang hinahanap hanap..:)

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  32. conceptz Says:

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  33. gling amn Says:

    and2 nqoh…

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  34. arjae Says:

    key pad kb??

    sarap kc dukdukin muka mo

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  35. chito Says:

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  36. jamie Says:

    ang pogi talaga ni jeorge !

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  37. jamie Says:

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  38. jamie Says:

    nakakatawa nga eh ang sakit sa panga

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  39. kim Says:

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  40. 9164087050 Says:

    landiin mo na lahat ng tao sa mundo,

    wag lng ang nagiisang mahal ko.

    kung ayaw mong ipasilip ko sau kung gano kaganda buhay sa

    IMPYERNO! :D

    irrelated?hm.wala lang.gs2 q lang ishare.HAHA

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  44. MARVIN Says:

    MATALINO KBA…?

    CGE NGA SAGUTIN MO AQ>>>

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  45. MAVERICK Says:

    miss muka kang nanay
    “nanay ng magigigng anak ko :D D”

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  46. MAVERICK Says:

    Miss Kastila kaba ?
    Kasi sinakop mo puso ko <3 XD

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  47. acii Says:

    Boy: sana anino ka na lang Girl: Bakit naman? Boy: para di ako mahiwalay sayo :)

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  48. ermer Says:

    boy:malunkot kaba
    girl:bakit
    boy:kasi nagiisa kalang sa puso ko

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  49. Jill kArren Says:

    haHa. .aNg saYa bsAhin ng mGa chEzzy linEs. .nido kaBA?coZ ur my numbEr 1. .

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  50. Jill kArren Says:

    uy question?can you recomend a good baNker wHere can i maKe a GOod Deposit?Coz i was pLaning to sAve all my lOve For yOu. .

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  51. Ezra22 Says:

    I love the menu.. Bcoz itz ME-N-U

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  52. kalbo Says:

    para kang google ang lahat ng hinahanap ko ay nasayo

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  53. joe Says:

    tae ka ba??

    kasi hindi kita kayang paglaruan….

    hahahahaha :D

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  54. darkangel Says:

    Camera ba ako?

    Bakit tuwing tumitingin ka sa akin,

    lagi kang naka-smile?

    :D

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  55. darkangel Says:

    ~iniwan ka ba nya?

    kung ako nlang sana eh d metro bank ka sana
    (your in good hands)

    aalagaan kita prang rexona
    (it won’t let you down..)
    yan ang banat :) )

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