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cheesy banat lines (part 2)

Posted on 13 August 2010 by mariela

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  1. I lost my number. Can I have yours?
  2.  I forgot your name. Can I call you mine?
  3.  Pustiso ka ba? Kasi I can’t smile without you.
  4.  Nabibingi ka na ba? Coz my heart has been screaming out your name
    for quite some time now.
  5. Tapos na ba ung exam mo? Para ako naman sagutin mo.
  6. Alam mo ba na scientist ako? At ikaw yung LAB ko.
  7.  May lisensya ka ba? Coz you’re driving me crazy.
  8. May kilala ka bang gumagawa ng relo? May sira ata relo ko. Pag ikaw
    kasi kasama ko, humihinto ang oras ko.
  9.  Aanhin pa ang gravity, kung lagi lang akong mahuhulog sa iyo?
  10. Mahilig ka ba magluto na pancit canton? Kasi pag kasama kita,feeling ko, “LUCKY ME.”
  11.  Am I a bad shooter? Coz I keep on missing you.
  12. Favorite subject mo ba geometry? Kasi kahit anong angle, ang cute mo.
  13. Hindi tayo tao, hindi rin tayo hayop. Bagay tayo! Bagay!!!
  14.  Pwede ba kitang maging sidecar? Kasi single kasi ako!
  15. Pwede ba kitang maging driver? Para ikaw na magpatakbo ng buhay ko.
  16. Nasaan ka kagabi? Wala ka kasi sa panaginip ko.
  17. BOY: Is this seat taken? GIRL: NO, and so am I.
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55 Comments For This Post

  1. bryan cirera Says:
    August 17th, 2010 at 11:17 pm

    hindi kaba napapagod??
    Ksi mg’hapon ka nang’tumatakbo sa isip ko!!

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  2. kim sang sanbe Says:
    August 19th, 2010 at 2:20 am

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  3. CHRYSKIE Says:
    August 24th, 2010 at 1:08 am

    PANALO !! ANG BIGAT BAH .. KA2INLUV LARN ..HAHAHA

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  4. miss yellow kiss Says:
    August 28th, 2010 at 9:52 pm

    Astig naman… can somebody share this on facebook? hmpf!

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  5. asnea Says:
    September 11th, 2010 at 6:41 pm

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  6. asnea Says:
    September 11th, 2010 at 6:43 pm

    I really like it. It is a creative one. Can i Save?

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  7. khim Says:
    September 17th, 2010 at 5:41 pm

    this is really cool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  8. emman Says:
    September 17th, 2010 at 9:29 pm

    hahaha wow! fast runner ba sya?

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  9. jay Says:
    September 26th, 2010 at 1:42 pm

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  10. putot Says:
    September 26th, 2010 at 5:17 pm

    Troso ka ba? Ang sarap mong sibaking eh.
    Buko ka ba? Ang sarap mong biyakin eh.

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  11. 24ken Says:
    September 28th, 2010 at 1:02 am

    damn ! astig nito :D love it !

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  12. Camille Says:
    October 5th, 2010 at 4:42 pm

    .ang cute aman nito……,nakakainlove…ang cheeeezi.,.,.hahahahaha

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  13. Camille Gem Says:
    October 5th, 2010 at 4:50 pm

    .ganda ng mga to,,,pwd ba makahingi ng kopya.hahahahaha….sobra at napaka cheeeeeezzzzzzssssssi nito….

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  14. masarap Says:
    November 23rd, 2010 at 12:31 am

    pano tayo makakabuo, kung d ako papatung sayo.[hallowblocks]
    kung kelan kainitan at akoy basang basa saka mo ako ibibitin. [sinampay]

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  15. jep Says:
    November 25th, 2010 at 12:42 pm

    ang puso ko parang 7 eleven kasi 24 hours bukas para sa yo :D

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  16. jasmin_cutie Says:
    December 10th, 2010 at 5:30 pm

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  17. moonlord! Says:
    December 14th, 2010 at 4:14 pm

    well, this ain’t a poem po! hehe!

    “kung magkakaroon ako ng tindahan
    wag kang magrereklamo ah??

    sayo lang kasi ako MAGMAMAHAL eh!”

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  18. zandy Says:
    February 19th, 2011 at 7:04 pm

    kung ako makukulong..
    mas nanaisin ko ng makulong sa puso mo habang buhay..:)

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  19. RICHARD Says:
    February 23rd, 2011 at 10:28 pm

    BISYO KABA? BAKIT? NDI MUKO MAIWASAN?
    NDI SINISIRA MU KASI BUHAY KO. HAHAHAHA…..

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  20. RICHARD Says:
    February 23rd, 2011 at 10:30 pm

    sanka pumunta kagabi? asa bahay lang, bakit?
    ahhh.. kaya pala walakasa panaginip ko! :)

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  21. Martin Fuentes Lapuz Jr. (FB) Says:
    March 21st, 2011 at 4:21 pm

    parang may diabetes na yata ako……… ang sweet mo kasi… :D

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  22. adei Says:
    March 31st, 2011 at 10:12 pm

    ,..ang cute..ayieee

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  23. alexa antonio Says:
    April 2nd, 2011 at 4:30 pm

    hehe…i like! parang pizza lang,…
    sobrang cheezy!
    ^^ <3

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  24. NATHANIEL Says:
    April 12th, 2011 at 6:55 pm

    hm maganda naman lahat
    pero ithink kulang pa.
    :) )

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  25. Nj Kris Says:
    April 16th, 2011 at 4:12 pm

    manager ka ba? kc lahat ng cnasabi mo sinusunod ko eh.:-)

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  26. jason Says:
    April 20th, 2011 at 1:26 pm

    boy- ms. pwede papicture tau

    girl-bakit?

    boy-para madeveloped tau.

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  27. Zuzzette Says:
    May 24th, 2011 at 6:27 am

    ang kyutte ! hehe :p

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  28. KATE :) Says:
    July 2nd, 2011 at 1:47 pm

    PLEMA KABA? DIKA KASI MAALIS SA DIBDIB KO E :)

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  29. caloy Says:
    July 26th, 2011 at 3:36 pm

    ganda ng mga banat qoutes

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  30. Patrick Says:
    July 29th, 2011 at 2:04 am

    alam mo gusto kitang i-date sa sementeryo. pra mapatunayan ko ng patay na patay ako sayo. :)

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  31. Jamii Says:
    August 14th, 2011 at 3:17 am

    ..nawawala ka ba? kasi lagi kitang hinahanap hanap..:)

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  32. conceptz Says:
    August 18th, 2011 at 12:24 am

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  33. gling amn Says:
    August 18th, 2011 at 3:54 pm

    and2 nqoh…

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  34. arjae Says:
    August 19th, 2011 at 8:04 pm

    key pad kb??

    sarap kc dukdukin muka mo

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  35. chito Says:
    September 11th, 2011 at 2:18 am

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  36. jamie Says:
    September 13th, 2011 at 10:21 pm

    ang pogi talaga ni jeorge !

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  37. jamie Says:
    September 13th, 2011 at 10:23 pm

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  38. jamie Says:
    September 13th, 2011 at 10:24 pm

    nakakatawa nga eh ang sakit sa panga

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  39. kim Says:
    September 15th, 2011 at 11:47 pm

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  40. 9164087050 Says:
    September 21st, 2011 at 2:37 am

    landiin mo na lahat ng tao sa mundo,

    wag lng ang nagiisang mahal ko.

    kung ayaw mong ipasilip ko sau kung gano kaganda buhay sa

    IMPYERNO! :D

    irrelated?hm.wala lang.gs2 q lang ishare.HAHA

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  41. jepot Says:
    September 21st, 2011 at 2:35 pm

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    September 22nd, 2011 at 12:41 pm

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    September 23rd, 2011 at 7:50 pm

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  44. MARVIN Says:
    October 2nd, 2011 at 7:19 pm

    MATALINO KBA…?

    CGE NGA SAGUTIN MO AQ>>>

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  45. MAVERICK Says:
    October 2nd, 2011 at 10:30 pm

    miss muka kang nanay
    “nanay ng magigigng anak ko :D D”

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  46. MAVERICK Says:
    October 2nd, 2011 at 10:32 pm

    Miss Kastila kaba ?
    Kasi sinakop mo puso ko <3 XD

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  47. acii Says:
    October 2nd, 2011 at 10:46 pm

    Boy: sana anino ka na lang Girl: Bakit naman? Boy: para di ako mahiwalay sayo :)

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  48. ermer Says:
    October 4th, 2011 at 4:33 pm

    boy:malunkot kaba
    girl:bakit
    boy:kasi nagiisa kalang sa puso ko

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  49. Jill kArren Says:
    October 13th, 2011 at 10:57 am

    haHa. .aNg saYa bsAhin ng mGa chEzzy linEs. .nido kaBA?coZ ur my numbEr 1. .

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  50. Jill kArren Says:
    October 13th, 2011 at 11:01 am

    uy question?can you recomend a good baNker wHere can i maKe a GOod Deposit?Coz i was pLaning to sAve all my lOve For yOu. .

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  51. Ezra22 Says:
    October 18th, 2011 at 5:16 pm

    I love the menu.. Bcoz itz ME-N-U

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  52. kalbo Says:
    October 20th, 2011 at 6:22 pm

    para kang google ang lahat ng hinahanap ko ay nasayo

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  53. joe Says:
    December 14th, 2011 at 4:01 pm

    tae ka ba??

    kasi hindi kita kayang paglaruan….

    hahahahaha :D

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  54. darkangel Says:
    January 7th, 2012 at 1:56 am

    Camera ba ako?

    Bakit tuwing tumitingin ka sa akin,

    lagi kang naka-smile?

    :D

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  55. darkangel Says:
    January 7th, 2012 at 1:57 am

    ~iniwan ka ba nya?

    kung ako nlang sana eh d metro bank ka sana
    (your in good hands)

    aalagaan kita prang rexona
    (it won’t let you down..)
    yan ang banat :) )

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