CHEESEY BANAT LINES
1. May Farmville ka ba? Pati kasi puso ko na-harvest mo na eh
2. Sana piso ka na lang at 100 ako, kasi di ako mabubuo ng wala ka
3. Para kang alarm clock, ginising mo ang natutulog kong puso
4. Lumiliit ka yata? Dati kasi lampas ulo kita, ngayon nasa puso na kita
5. May band aid ka ba? Kasi nasugatan ako nang nahulog ako sa�yo
6. Hindi ka ba napapagod? Kasi kanina ka pa takbo ng takbo sa isip ko
7. Are you a dictionary? �cause you add meaning to my life
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August 9th, 2010 at 9:20 am
can you post more cheezy banat lines… ang ganda eh
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August 9th, 2010 at 10:22 am
Hi Yue > Hayaan mo, mag-iipon pa tayo – for everyone’s entertainment. Salamat.
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August 10th, 2010 at 2:20 am
NICE NMN ANG GAGANDA ^_^ PAGPATULOY MO LNG PO ^_^
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August 10th, 2010 at 10:17 am
aztig. Alrm clock
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August 13th, 2010 at 5:33 pm
ang ganda poh ng banat lines nyoh padalhan u po me!!!!
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August 13th, 2010 at 10:37 pm
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August 19th, 2010 at 4:57 pm
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August 19th, 2010 at 5:05 pm
* Pimple ka ba?!
Kasi kapag pinipilit kitang tanggalin,
nasasaktan ako…
* Sana naging camera na lang ako,
Para sa tuwing titingin ako sayo,
ngingitian mo ko…
* Anong oras na?
…Para masulat ko sa diary ko kung anong oras ako na in-love sayo…”
* Aabsent na ako sa lahat ng klase ko…
Makapasok lang ako sa PUSO mo…
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August 20th, 2010 at 2:32 pm
WOW naman,….. salamat ,… kasi nakakataw talaga,.,.,.,.,.
maganda pa….. eeheh,. sana marami pa,. hehehe…
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August 21st, 2010 at 12:09 am
ang cute!! kakilig^^
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August 22nd, 2010 at 8:01 am
ang grabe mgpost kpa
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August 22nd, 2010 at 1:54 pm
ang gaganda po,,tnx dito ha kasi padagdag to sa show namin ehh,,:))
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August 23rd, 2010 at 2:50 pm
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August 23rd, 2010 at 2:51 pm
Papa Snatch KO Cellphone Mo Kasi ninAkaw Mo puS0 ko Eh
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August 23rd, 2010 at 3:39 pm
…pwd send kau ng banat jokes sa akin…kakatawa talga..jejejejeje…..its makes me smyl..?
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August 25th, 2010 at 6:39 pm
please, post more banat lines, its so beautiful kc eh,, and because of that u rock my world ahahahahahahah…
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August 28th, 2010 at 2:22 pm
cornyyyyyyy
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August 29th, 2010 at 9:37 am
how can i face my problem…
if my face is my problem….
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August 29th, 2010 at 9:43 am
kompas kb?
kc kaw ang ngbibigay ng direksyon s “BUAHAY KO”
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August 29th, 2010 at 3:39 pm
maliit lng nmn pla kamay mo..
pero bkit hawak mo boung mundo ko..
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August 31st, 2010 at 3:05 am
You guys rock…. You inspired a lot of your kababayan here in America… And for real, you made me more proud for being Filipino . Keep it up!!!!
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September 1st, 2010 at 8:22 pm
wo0w…..gnda nman….post p sna ng iba png cheesy bnat lines…..>.<….*_*….'_'
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September 1st, 2010 at 8:26 pm
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September 2nd, 2010 at 11:15 pm
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September 7th, 2010 at 11:53 am
nakakadik tlga mga banat n yan…..
^_^
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September 8th, 2010 at 5:03 pm
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September 15th, 2010 at 11:20 pm
ang ganda ng mga banat lines ah,, sana meron pang mas maganda dyan
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October 17th, 2010 at 5:36 pm
Buhok ka ba?? kase lagi ka nasa ulo ko
Cup noodles ka ba??? kase napapa sabi ako ng Lucky me
Nung mahalin kita…..daig ko pa ang na traffic sa edsa……
I can´t move on….
Alam mo bang para akong oatmeal?
kasi im good for your heart.
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alam mo kung puzzle ako.. you´re my missing piece.
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add pa po ng Beynat xD
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October 21st, 2010 at 10:06 pm
Miss Nilalamig kana ba??
kanina kapa kasi kanahubad sa icip ko eh!!
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December 3rd, 2010 at 4:28 am
that’s so rude,..hehe..
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December 30th, 2010 at 2:09 pm
boy n2rukan knb ng anesthesia ?
bkt d muh mramdmang mhal kita ?
nice banat ..
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January 6th, 2011 at 9:19 pm
–wag ka ngang ngumite.. nai-inlove ako sayo eh..
–Ibibili kita ng salbabida.
Kasi malulunod ka sa pagmamahal ko.
–iniwan ka ba nya? kung ako nlang sana eh d metro bank ka sana(your in good hands)
aalagaan kita prang rexona (it won’t let you down..)
–ang galing mo cgrong mgbowling
kc sa puso ko plang nkaStike k kgd…
–pag may problema ka lumapit ka skin… d kita bibiguin…
-BDO (we find ways)
–pag nag ffacebook ako… na yayamot ako….
nakalagay kc sa profile ko friend kita…….
pede nbang gf,, imbis s friend?
–sana naging holdaper kanalang
bakit?
dahil bibigay ko ang lahat sayu wag mo lang akong saktan
huling banat..
–kaya m b akong MURAHIN?
kc kung hndi..
MAHALIN m n lng aq!..
–guy: Miss nagpapayong ka ba?
chx: Bakit?
guy: inuulan k kasi ng kagandahan
–boy: ano gusto mo?
girl: ikaw muna.. haha
boy: PUSO MO! hihi..
girl: lol.. eh wala na ih..
boy: huh? eh saan na??
girl: anjan sa PUSO MO!!!
..haha..
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January 8th, 2011 at 2:22 pm
ang ganda nya!!! zuper!!!
sana marami pa po kayo maisip…..
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January 9th, 2011 at 2:18 pm
Grabe na talaga mga banat ngayon noh?
Sa sobrang dami wala na akong maisip…
kundi IKAW…
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January 10th, 2011 at 7:11 pm
Sabi ng teacher ko kelangan ko raw ulit magaral ng alphabet. Kasi everytime I recite it… I always miss “U”!
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January 12th, 2011 at 10:57 am
huh???? cheesy nga xa kea lang mejo corney and luma???
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January 14th, 2011 at 8:52 pm
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January 14th, 2011 at 8:57 pm
gal: manikin ka ba!!
guy:bakit?
gal:d hindi ka man makaramdam na mahal kita!!
hehehe peace!!
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January 15th, 2011 at 4:12 pm
eto pa po…
boy: kapag may humila sayong mataba wag ka matakot ahh..
girl: huh?? eh sino namang hihila sakin??
boy: si santa ikaw kasi wish ko sa christmas eh..
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boy: pag nagising ka na puro pula nakikita mo wag ka matatakot wala ka sa hell…
girl: eh nasan ako??
boy: sa puso ko xD
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di nyo ba lam bumabanat din ang girls???
here…
girl: since tayo na.. gusto ko tawagan natin motolite..
boy: bakit naman??
girl: para pang matagalan =))
girl: pwede ba ibahin tawagan natin??
boy: ano gusto mo??
girl: modess
boy: huh?? bakit naman??
girl: iba ka kasi mag alaga eh… xD
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January 15th, 2011 at 4:15 pm
sawa na ko sa sarili ko!!!!!
pwede bang sayo nalang ako???? =)))))
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January 16th, 2011 at 11:00 pm
kahit maging cactus ka pa
handa ako masakatan mayakap ka lang!
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January 20th, 2011 at 2:34 pm
-sana isda ka nlng at tubig ako,
para sa ayw at sa gosto mo;
di ka mabubuhay ng wala ako.
-aanhin mo pa ang bahy mo kung nakatira kana sa puso ko.
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January 22nd, 2011 at 4:33 pm
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January 23rd, 2011 at 12:50 am
nice ang ganda ng mga banat kasing ganda ng bumabanat
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January 25th, 2011 at 10:51 pm
B: Laro tayo.
G: Anong laro?
B: Taguan.
G: Bakit ngayon pa?
B: Because tonight will be the night that i will fall for you.
G: Ulet?
B: Over again.
G: Wag na!
B: Don’t make me change my mind.
G: Bukas na lang.
B: I won’t live to see another day.
G: Weh? Di nga?
B: I swear its true.
G: Bakit kasi taguan pa?
B: Because a girl like you is impossible to find.
G: Ano?
B: You’re impossible to find.
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January 28th, 2011 at 4:00 pm
corny na mga banat lines ngaun… ewww
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February 2nd, 2011 at 11:51 pm
boy:nkapagreview k n ba?
girl:bk8?
boy:kc mamaya pasasagutin n kita….^^
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February 3rd, 2011 at 2:05 am
multo kaba?
bkit?
kc takot aq sayo eh..
boy:glue kaba?
girl:bkit?
boy:kc napadikit mo aq sayo….weeeeeeeeee
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February 3rd, 2011 at 2:08 am
B:para kang balde na punong puno ng tubig..
G:bkit?
B:kc umaapaw ang pag mamahal ko sayo..
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February 3rd, 2011 at 2:13 am
B:ilaw kaba?
G:bkit?
B:kc kaw nagbibigay liwanag s buhay ko…
B:google kaba?
G:bkit?
B:nasayo lahat ng hinhanap ko eh…weeeeeeeeeeeeHHHHHHHH
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February 3rd, 2011 at 4:13 pm
‘ iba tlga mg.isip ang PiNOY ..
‘ cheesy man bumanat pero
kikiligen k .. ^.~)
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February 3rd, 2011 at 5:40 pm
hahahaha di nakakatuwa joke lang……sobrang nakakatawa…..
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February 3rd, 2011 at 5:42 pm
ampalaya k ba?
kc khit anong pait mo
bngyan mo parin ako ng sustansya sapuso ko…
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February 4th, 2011 at 2:16 pm
wt a nyz banat guyz.. lav et..
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February 12th, 2011 at 4:16 am
pagpatuloy nyu lang yan mga dabarkadzz.. para marame rin akong ibabanat haahaha…
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February 12th, 2011 at 3:05 pm
- november 1 ngaun ah .. my dadalawin kbah?
)
akuh nalang dalawin muh ..
tutal naman aku’y patay na patay sayo
wiWIt !!!
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April 2nd, 2011 at 4:06 pm
haha…super-cheezy talaga! parang pizza lang ^^
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August 11th, 2011 at 4:46 pm
hahahaha nakakatuwa
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September 5th, 2011 at 3:55 pm
wla bng ung ms my dating nman..ung BAGO..:))
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September 13th, 2011 at 10:05 am
unan kaba? kasi amoy laway kapa..
hahaha..
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September 13th, 2011 at 10:06 am
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September 16th, 2011 at 4:46 am
Five Star ka ba?
Bakit?
Lakas kasi ng putok mo?
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September 16th, 2011 at 4:46 am
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September 17th, 2011 at 1:11 am
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September 18th, 2011 at 11:19 pm
boy:bagyo kaba?
girl:ha?bakit?
boy:kc da moment
u left my area
of responsibility,
u leave my heart
in da state of
CALAMITY
oH DbA???
gLing ko . .
hahaha
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September 19th, 2011 at 8:31 pm
Kung magiging bagay ako
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Gusto ko maging
BAGAY SAYO
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September 29th, 2011 at 9:24 pm
boy: gusto mo papulis kita?
girl:????bakit?
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boy: kac ninakaw mo puso ko
^_^
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October 23rd, 2011 at 7:01 pm
mais kb?
bqt?
kc ang corny mu eh…
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hehehehe
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