Clock in heaven
Religious Life Monday, February 9th, 2009May isang bata pumunta sa heaven at nakita niya si San pedro nagbabantay sa labas ng gate at pinapasok siya at maraming orasan nakadikit sa pader at tinanong ng bata si San Pedro
bata: San pedro bakit po ang daming orasan dito sa Heaven
San pedro: kasi ang orasan na yan ay mga ginagawa ng tao kung may nagawang siyang kasalanan gagalaw iyan
bata: ok (tinignan niya ang isang orasan at hindi ito gumagalaw)
bata: San Pedro bakit hindi ito gumagalaw
San Pedro: dahil Madre iyan
bata: ah ok (tinignan niya ang isang orasan at mabagal itong gumalaw)
bata: San pedro bakit po ito ang bagal gumalaw
san pedro: dahil mabait siya hindi siya gaanong nagkakasala
bata: ah ok teka muna nasaan yung kay ate glo
San Pedro: ah kay Gloria na kay Jesus. Ginagawang Electric Fan
Babala: Galing ito sa ating My PinoyJokes section; sayang lang, hindi nilagyan ng pangalan ng nag-post.
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Posted by Henry
on Feb 9 2009. Filed under Religious Life.
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hahahaha!ok yan, cool!
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Hahahahaha…….. nakakatawa!
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that’s so funnhy…..lol \ahhahahahha
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Yeeebah!!!
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hahaha.masama kasi si gloria eh….
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maganda maganda……good good good……..hehehehe
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anh cute aman poh!!! ahehe
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now that was sooooooo coolllllll! love it!
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hahaha yan ang saya ala kaagad problema ko ahahhahahaha
pede pahiram ng orasan ni ate glow ahahhhahahaha init d2 tsaka daming lamok hahahahaha
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galing nag lagay akala mo kung cnung malinis .,.
b’for kau mag hsga.,., tignan nio muna .,. ang mga sarili nio .,., .ok .,., .,
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i love thiz..!!!!
yeah..!!!
u
made
me
laf..!!!
more
plz..!!!
jajaja..!!!
tnx
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Ito yung Joke…Contra conass…
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lmao. hahaha. sobrang nakakatawa! XD
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harr…
harr…
harr…
nkakatwa sUper.. lol..
ung isa jn sa c0mments ayy.. KJ..
nagmamalinis lng.. haha
)
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Funny na sana kya lng… Sa sampung utos ng diyos wag gamitin ang pangalan ni jesus sa wlang katuturan.. di nyo b alam yun?
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…Nice… dat’s ba 4 our prsident…?huh?
aheheheh… FUNNY!
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so funny men!!!!
panu yung kay chavit?
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pXtXng inang gloria na yan papatayin ko yan
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hahaha.so funny.so smart who ever made this joke..
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errald tumawa ka nalang, para di bumilis ang orasan mo…hehehe…
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maloka ba ko? hahahaha
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it really made my day kakaloka
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nkakatawa hahaha! But i’m not in favor using the name of God or Jesus on jokes pls matakot kau
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nice onee ilaabbeeeettt xD
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hahahaha FUNNY..kaya lang wag nyo nman gamitin ang name ni jesus…
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tama lang na pagtripan si GLORIA!,hehehe! cge lang guyz, more jokes about gloria, yeeeh!
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nice..sana madami pah…
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galeng dapat ito no.1 napapanahon sa admin
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XD XD XD!! nakakatawa talaga!!
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ayosssss! it’s make me laugh hehe…
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w3w… hahahahaha…
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i lab et!… pero dapat di lang electric fan yun.. ipinalit sana sa elesi ng chopper… lalo na ngayon… kht ata sa impyerno di na tatanggapin yang taong yan…
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@GEL: i agree..
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asusss……….ang gagaling manghusga.akala mo kung sinong magagaling…mangilabot nga kau sa pinagsasabi nyo….
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cnong minumura mo pureza….
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dapat lang kay Gloria yon, makapal kc mukha nya,,,,hehehe
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ahahaha…
Gloria have been hit tlga!
nakzzzzz…
natawa tlga ako sa last part..
hahahahahahahahaha
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nice one! you made it!
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bwahahaha! ganon pala yon….
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it’s reality…it’s not just merely a joke…i love it…
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Wow ah.. hahaha… Grabe na kasi ee
)~ *Thumbs up*
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wow ang galing kaygloria electric fan hahahahahaha lahat nga kami d2 tawa ng tawa hahahahahahaha
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this is funny!!!!!!!!
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hahahahahahaa!!!!! loko 2ng joke na e2 hawahahahahahhahaXDD
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bakit naiinitan si jesus? bakit nasaan daw sya? bakit kailangan ang electric fan? di ba impyerno lang ang mainit? pati ba langit ngayon mainit na rin? ay oo nga pala ate glo-bal warming.
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