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Clock in heaven

Posted on 09 February 2009 by Henry

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May isang bata pumunta sa heaven at nakita niya si San pedro nagbabantay sa labas ng gate at pinapasok siya at maraming orasan nakadikit sa pader at tinanong ng bata si San Pedro

bata: San pedro bakit po ang daming orasan dito sa Heaven

San pedro: kasi ang orasan na yan ay mga ginagawa ng tao kung may nagawang siyang kasalanan gagalaw iyan

bata: ok (tinignan niya ang isang orasan at hindi ito gumagalaw)

bata: San Pedro bakit hindi ito gumagalaw

San Pedro: dahil Madre iyan

bata: ah ok (tinignan niya ang isang orasan at mabagal itong gumalaw)

bata: San pedro bakit po ito ang bagal gumalaw

san pedro: dahil mabait siya hindi siya gaanong nagkakasala

bata: ah ok teka muna nasaan yung kay ate glo

San Pedro: ah kay Gloria na kay Jesus. Ginagawang Electric Fan

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51 Comments For This Post

  1. joemarie t. guzman Says:

    hahahaha!ok yan, cool!

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  2. hokim94 Says:

    Hahahahaha…….. nakakatawa!

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  3. queency Says:

    that’s so funnhy…..lol \ahhahahahha

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  4. Maylah Says:

    Yeeebah!!!

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  5. francis Says:

    hahaha.masama kasi si gloria eh….

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  6. raven Says:

    maganda maganda……good good good……..hehehehe

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  7. glenna Says:

    anh cute aman poh!!! ahehe

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  8. nashleigh Says:

    now that was sooooooo coolllllll! love it!

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  9. Ako Si Quezon City Says:

    hahaha yan ang saya ala kaagad problema ko ahahhahahaha

    pede pahiram ng orasan ni ate glow ahahhhahahaha init d2 tsaka daming lamok hahahahaha

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  10. erralds Says:

    galing nag lagay akala mo kung cnung malinis .,.

    b’for kau mag hsga.,., tignan nio muna .,. ang mga sarili nio .,., .ok .,., .,

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  11. prince_of_darkness@north cotabato Says:

    i love thiz..!!!!
    yeah..!!!

    u
    made
    me
    laf..!!!

    more
    plz..!!!
    jajaja..!!!

    tnx

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  12. Jovan Says:

    Ito yung Joke…Contra conass…

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  13. Jodi Says:

    lmao. hahaha. sobrang nakakatawa! XD

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  14. prettyinpink027 Says:

    harr…

    harr…

    harr…

    nkakatwa sUper.. lol..

    ung isa jn sa c0mments ayy.. KJ..

    nagmamalinis lng.. haha :) )

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  15. NOR3CA Says:

    Funny na sana kya lng… Sa sampung utos ng diyos wag gamitin ang pangalan ni jesus sa wlang katuturan.. di nyo b alam yun?

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  16. dark angel Says:

    …Nice… dat’s ba 4 our prsident…?huh?
    aheheheh… FUNNY!

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  17. Edelner Says:

    so funny men!!!!
    panu yung kay chavit?

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  18. extream=-hero Says:

    pXtXng inang gloria na yan papatayin ko yan

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  19. xo.xexy Says:

    hahaha.so funny.so smart who ever made this joke..

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  20. reneboy Says:

    errald tumawa ka nalang, para di bumilis ang orasan mo…hehehe…

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  21. lou villanueva Says:

    maloka ba ko? hahahaha

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  22. naples Says:

    it really made my day kakaloka

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  23. Gel Says:

    nkakatawa hahaha! But i’m not in favor using the name of God or Jesus on jokes pls matakot kau

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  24. randomm:] Says:

    nice onee ilaabbeeeettt xD

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  25. ashly Says:

    hahahaha FUNNY..kaya lang wag nyo nman gamitin ang name ni jesus…

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  26. maine kulit! Says:

    tama lang na pagtripan si GLORIA!,hehehe! cge lang guyz, more jokes about gloria, yeeeh!

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  27. frank Says:

    nice..sana madami pah…

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  28. mark Says:

    galeng dapat ito no.1 napapanahon sa admin

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  29. james marcos Says:

    XD XD XD!! nakakatawa talaga!!

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  30. ronald Says:

    ayosssss! it’s make me laugh hehe…

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  31. josh14♂ Says:

    w3w… hahahahaha…

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  32. xetness Says:

    i lab et!… pero dapat di lang electric fan yun.. ipinalit sana sa elesi ng chopper… lalo na ngayon… kht ata sa impyerno di na tatanggapin yang taong yan…

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  33. xetness Says:

    @GEL: i agree..

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  34. pureza Says:

    asusss……….ang gagaling manghusga.akala mo kung sinong magagaling…mangilabot nga kau sa pinagsasabi nyo….

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  35. Architsik Says:

    cnong minumura mo pureza….

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  36. michael Says:

    dapat lang kay Gloria yon, makapal kc mukha nya,,,,hehehe

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  37. J O AE N A Says:

    ahahaha…
    Gloria have been hit tlga!
    nakzzzzz…
    natawa tlga ako sa last part..
    hahahahahahahahaha

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  38. mangkulas Says:

    nice one! you made it!

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  39. khenzknight Says:

    bwahahaha! ganon pala yon….

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  40. JAE Says:

    it’s reality…it’s not just merely a joke…i love it…

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  41. Jehh Says:

    Wow ah.. hahaha… Grabe na kasi ee :) )~ *Thumbs up*

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  42. samantha manimtim Says:

    wow ang galing kaygloria electric fan hahahahahaha lahat nga kami d2 tawa ng tawa hahahahahahaha :) )

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  43. sonny Says:

    this is funny!!!!!!!!

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  44. corniii moe Says:

    hahahahahahaa!!!!! loko 2ng joke na e2 hawahahahahahhahaXDD

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  45. Boy Says:

    bakit naiinitan si jesus? bakit nasaan daw sya? bakit kailangan ang electric fan? di ba impyerno lang ang mainit? pati ba langit ngayon mainit na rin? ay oo nga pala ate glo-bal warming.

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  46. monica Says:

    sayang talaga ang funny naman ng nasulat nya sana mahanap cya para mag write ulit cya i know he/she is very sikat na ,,,,speaking of sikat mas sikat din ang website na to more power god bless

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  47. blacknight Says:

    that Was sO fuNnY
    sobrang nakakatawa
    ng koke mo
    meronpaba

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  48. blacknight Says:

    that Was sO fuNnY
    sobrang nakakatawa
    ng Joke mo
    meronpaba

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  49. ken Says:

    grabe ahahahaha

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  50. NOYPI AZTIG Says:

    Hahaha like na like ko to

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  51. CiaraRoldan Says:

    Ganun!!!???

    Hahaha!!!

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