Dyoks to relax us #2
TV Movie Radio World Thursday, April 2nd, 2009Joke #1
Bush: What are the pollutants in your country?
Jingoy: We have lots of pollutants.. ..we have sisig, kilawin, chicharon, mani
Erap: Anak, may nakalimutan ka, Boy Bawang (cornik).
Joke #2
Tindero: Hoy, bili ka gatas ng baka. P10 piso lang isang baso
Manong: Ang mahal naman, may tig piso lang ba nyan?
Tindero: Meron Po, pero kayo na Po ang dumede as baka.
Joke #3
Pasyente: Dok, bakit Po ganito ang operasyon as ulo ko? Halos Kita na utak ko
Doctor: Ok lang yan, yan ang tinatawag na open minded.
Joke #4
A naked girl takes a taxi
Naked Girl: ‘Bakit ka nakatitig as katawan ko, ngayon ka lang ba nakakita ng hubad?’
Driver: ‘Hindi Po miss, iniisip ko lang kung saan nakatago pamasahe MO
Joke #5
Beauty contest
Emcee: What’s the big problem facing the country today?
Contestant: Drugs
Emcee: Very good, why do you say that?
Contestant: Ang mahal kasi eh!
Short URL: http://pinoyjokes.net/main/?p=103
Posted by laarni
on Apr 2 2009. Filed under TV Movie Radio World.
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another fun filled jokes.
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tex nio ako .. 09084493318 ..
need ko ng textmate e ..
ung boy ha ..
magpost pa kayo ng dirty jokes ..
hehe ..
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tol.. mali at ung “sa” nging “as”??
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ang gaganda ng mga jokes nyo magdagdag pa kayo ng iba pa
lalo ko pang tatangkilikin ang inyong mga jokes at isusulat
sana mabasa nyo ang comment ko thanks
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cute kb slipknot? ? ? ? ? ?
>>>>bka naman ndi!!!!!!!!!
d n kta ittx>>>>>>>
wahahahahahahahahahahaha
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hmmm.. prang skit s ulo nung ‘as’ xD dpat kc ‘sa’ ee..
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kakatawa … sakit na ulo ko sa kakatawa… o mababaw lang talaga ko, hahaha
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very good jokes, haven’t laugh a long time w/ tears in my eyes!
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hahaha kakatuwa talaga dito
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talagang mahal na ngaun ang DRUGS!!!!!!!!!!!hahahahaha
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haha!
ang mais naman!
shit!
peace! ^_^
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hahaha….kakatuwa
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hahahahaha galing
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pinapa ihe nyo ba ako add nyo ako madonnaterol @ yahoo.com see uuu
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joke numer 5…not so pani…lol
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yun s joke no. 5 prng nsa banana split
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ala eh kung ganun…nagre-research din dito ang mga taga kapamilya.
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sana marami pa na jokes ang mabasa ko dito :-p
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sana marami pang jokes ang ilagay nyo! LAGYAN NYO NG MGA MUKHA PARA MASAYA! jejeje!(^^;)?
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