Dyoks to relax us #2

by laarni

Joke #1

Bush: What are the pollutants in your country?

Jingoy: We have lots of pollutants.. ..we have sisig, kilawin, chicharon, mani
Erap: Anak, may nakalimutan ka, Boy Bawang (cornik).

Joke #2

Tindero: Hoy, bili ka gatas ng baka. P10 piso lang isang baso
Manong: Ang mahal naman, may tig piso lang ba nyan?

Tindero: Meron Po, pero kayo na Po ang dumede as baka.

Joke #3

Pasyente: Dok, bakit Po ganito ang operasyon as ulo ko? Halos Kita na utak ko
Doctor: Ok lang yan, yan ang tinatawag na open minded.

Joke #4

A naked girl takes a taxi

Naked Girl: ‘Bakit ka nakatitig as katawan ko, ngayon ka lang ba nakakita ng hubad?’

Driver: ‘Hindi Po miss, iniisip ko lang kung saan nakatago pamasahe MO

Joke #5

Beauty contest

Emcee: What’s the big problem facing the country today?
Contestant: Drugs
Emcee: Very good, why do you say that?
Contestant: Ang mahal kasi eh!

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18 comments

1 rhem { 04.19.09 at 8:48 am }: another fun filled jokes.

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2 slipknot { 05.14.09 at 6:09 pm }: tex nio ako .. 09084493318 ..

need ko ng textmate e ..

ung boy ha ..

magpost pa kayo ng dirty jokes ..

hehe ..

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3 dench { 05.19.09 at 2:55 pm }: tol.. mali at ung “sa” nging “as”??
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4 ann nicole a. siapco { 05.20.09 at 10:53 am }: ang gaganda ng mga jokes nyo magdagdag pa kayo ng iba pa

lalo ko pang tatangkilikin ang inyong mga jokes at isusulat

sana mabasa nyo ang comment ko thanks

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5 nhogzkhie { 08.21.09 at 12:39 am }: cute kb slipknot? ? ? ? ? ?
>>>>bka naman ndi!!!!!!!!!
d n kta ittx>>>>>>>
wahahahahahahahahahahaha
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6 FaiL { 09.18.09 at 10:47 am }: hmmm.. prang skit s ulo nung ‘as’ xD dpat kc ’sa’ ee..
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7 lou villanueva { 10.06.09 at 7:04 pm }: kakatawa … sakit na ulo ko sa kakatawa… o mababaw lang talaga ko, hahaha
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8 AJ Santos { 10.08.09 at 9:18 am }: very good jokes, haven’t laugh a long time w/ tears in my eyes!
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9 naples { 10.08.09 at 3:15 pm }: hahaha kakatuwa talaga dito
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10 olen { 10.09.09 at 1:10 pm }: talagang mahal na ngaun ang DRUGS!!!!!!!!!!!hahahahaha
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11 emOrej â˜º { 10.17.09 at 11:42 am }: haha!
ang mais naman!
shit!
peace! ^_^
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12 mark { 10.27.09 at 11:13 am }: hahaha….kakatuwa
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13 superchik { 11.24.09 at 4:53 pm }: hahahahaha galing
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14 madonna { 12.16.09 at 2:20 am }: pinapa ihe nyo ba ako add nyo ako madonnaterol @ yahoo.com see uuu
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15 =â™¥eljayâ™¥= { 12.28.09 at 6:33 pm }: joke numer 5…not so pani…lol
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16 adrian { 12.30.09 at 5:43 am }: yun s joke no. 5 prng nsa banana split
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17 Reynaldo Arcilla { 02.21.10 at 6:09 pm }: ala eh kung ganun…nagre-research din dito ang mga taga kapamilya.
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18 gerard { 02.26.10 at 12:30 pm }: sana marami pa na jokes ang mabasa ko dito :-p
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