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Dyoks to relax us #2

Posted on 02 April 2009 by laarni

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Joke #1

Bush: What are the pollutants in your country?

Jingoy: We have lots of pollutants.. ..we have sisig, kilawin, chicharon, mani
Erap: Anak, may nakalimutan ka, Boy Bawang (cornik).

Joke #2

Tindero: Hoy, bili ka gatas ng baka. P10 piso lang isang baso
Manong: Ang mahal naman, may tig piso lang ba nyan?

Tindero: Meron Po, pero kayo na Po ang dumede as baka.

Joke #3

Pasyente: Dok, bakit Po ganito ang operasyon as ulo ko? Halos Kita na utak ko
Doctor: Ok lang yan, yan ang tinatawag na open minded.

Joke #4

A naked girl takes a taxi

Naked Girl: ‘Bakit ka nakatitig as katawan ko, ngayon ka lang ba nakakita ng hubad?’

Driver: ‘Hindi Po miss, iniisip ko lang kung saan nakatago pamasahe MO

Joke #5

Beauty contest

Emcee: What’s the big problem facing the country today?
Contestant: Drugs
Emcee: Very good, why do you say that?
Contestant: Ang mahal kasi eh!

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27 Comments For This Post

  1. rhem Says:

    another fun filled jokes.

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  2. slipknot Says:

    Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see.

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  3. dench Says:

    tol.. mali at ung “sa” nging “as”??

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  4. ann nicole a. siapco Says:

    ang gaganda ng mga jokes nyo magdagdag pa kayo ng iba pa

    lalo ko pang tatangkilikin ang inyong mga jokes at isusulat

    sana mabasa nyo ang comment ko thanks

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  5. nhogzkhie Says:

    cute kb slipknot? ? ? ? ? ?
    >>>>bka naman ndi!!!!!!!!!
    d n kta ittx>>>>>>>
    wahahahahahahahahahahaha

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  6. FaiL Says:

    hmmm.. prang skit s ulo nung ‘as’ xD dpat kc ‘sa’ ee..

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  7. lou villanueva Says:

    kakatawa … sakit na ulo ko sa kakatawa… o mababaw lang talaga ko, hahaha

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  8. AJ Santos Says:

    very good jokes, haven’t laugh a long time w/ tears in my eyes!

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  9. naples Says:

    hahaha kakatuwa talaga dito

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  10. olen Says:

    talagang mahal na ngaun ang DRUGS!!!!!!!!!!!hahahahaha

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  11. emOrej ☺ Says:

    haha!
    ang mais naman!
    shit!
    peace! ^_^

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  12. mark Says:

    hahaha….kakatuwa

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  13. superchik Says:

    hahahahaha galing

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  14. madonna Says:

    pinapa ihe nyo ba ako add nyo ako madonnaterol @ yahoo.com see uuu

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  15. =♥eljay♥= Says:

    joke numer 5…not so pani…lol

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  16. adrian Says:

    yun s joke no. 5 prng nsa banana split
    c

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  17. Reynaldo Arcilla Says:

    ala eh kung ganun…nagre-research din dito ang mga taga kapamilya.

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  18. gerard Says:

    sana marami pa na jokes ang mabasa ko dito :-p

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  19. marjdhin Says:

    sana marami pang jokes ang ilagay nyo! LAGYAN NYO NG MGA MUKHA PARA MASAYA! jejeje!(^^;)?

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  20. YeN... Says:

    SaNa MaS mAs MaDaMi PaNg JoKeS aT sAnA mAs NaKaKaTaWa…

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  21. Henry Says:

    Me mahigit na 10,000 jokes dito sa Pinoyjokes kasama dito yung nasa My Pinoyjokes http://my.pinoyjokes.net pero maliban pa doon sa naka archive.

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  22. Nickz Says:

    nakktawa ung iba subra!!!….lol
    may iba pa ba??? pahingi naman…..

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  23. monica Says:

    nakakatawa talaga as or sa correction!!!

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  24. revlis Laucsap Says:

    hahahahahaha

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  25. revlis Laucsap Says:

    nakakatawa…hahahahaha

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  26. sweet pinkaholic Says:

    ` nkkatwa unq joke #5 :]]

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  27. ken Says:

    ok na ok to hahahahaah

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